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@DallasD said in [Dad Humour](/post/1264063) said:Subject: Old Butch
Bert was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young 'pullets,'
and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing
went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some
tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone,
so he could tell from a distance,
which rooster was performing.
Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an
efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Bert's favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very
fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old
Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters
were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Bert's amazement, old Butch had
his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring...
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do
his job and walk on to the next one.
Bert was so proud of old Butch,
he entered him in the New Plymouth City Show and
he became an overnight sensation among the judges..
The result was the judges not only awarded
old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize,"
but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.
Who else but a politician could figure out how
to win two of the most coveted awards
on our planet by being the best at
sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace
and screwing them when they weren't paying attention..
Vote carefully in the next election,
you can't always hear the bells.
@mike said in [Dad Humour](/post/1259717) said: