Things that make you laugh!! 😂

I was telling a Border Collie some jokes about sheep, but he'd herd them all before
 
Trampoline for sale.
(warning, not recommended for use on high rise terrace)

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I asked the shop assistant where the Arnold Schwarzenegger action figures are.

She said “Aisle B, Back”.
 
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The highlight of my trip to the zoo was seeing an antelope.

I'd never seen an insect run off to get married before!
 
Two men are talking, “So, how’s the new job?”

“Like paradise, really.”

“No kidding? How so?”

“I could get kicked out any day.”
 
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