Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[FinestTigers]


 

[tiger_one]

Bono and Edge walk into a bar.
The barman says:"Oh no! Not U2 again"

 

[mike]

I think I’ll write a documentary about a family of whales. It'll be a podcast.

 

[tiger_one]

Someone just asked me when the clocks go forward?
I said: " All the time!"

 

[FinestTigers]


 

[Harvey]


 

[tigerballs]


Best so far

 

[tiger_one]

My Mum laughed at me when I told her I was going to make a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

 

[FinestTigers]

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[Tiger_Bond]

A young lady asks a wise man: “why is it when a man sleeps with many women he is considered a stud but when a woman sleeps with many men she is considered a s@%t?”

The wiseman replies: “If you have a key that opens many locks…it is a Master key. But if you have a lock open by many key's it is a shitty lock”

 

[FinestTigers]


 

[tiger_one]

I was in Bermuda recently and went to see their orchestra playing.
The chap with the triangle mysteriously disappeared.

 

[happy_tiger]

Which days are the strong days .....

Saturday and Sunday ...the rest are week days

 

[FinestTigers]


 

[NZTiger]

A married couple arrived for a yodelling contest. As they entered the room, they were asked “please form an ordinary orderly queue you two!”

 

[Mac]

What shakes on the ocean floor?

A nervous wreck.

 

[mike]

So I went to a really trendy nightclub last night.
The doorman said to me "Sorry Sir, I can’t let you in, you've had too many!"
I said "What, drinks?"
He said "No, birthdays".

 

[FinestTigers]


 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]


 

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