Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[FinestTigers]

 

[Cobarcats]

I was at a football game. Sold out stadium, but the guy next to me had an empty seat next to himself...​

...As the game wore on, I asked him "Who's seat is that?" He looked at me sadly and said "That was my wife's seat but she passed away."
"I'm sorry to hear that." I replied. "You don't have any other family that might want to come to the game with you?" He shook his head and said "Nah... they're all at the funeral"

 

[tiger_one]

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Manly fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Manly fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Manly fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Manly fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Wests Tigers fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
'Mary please tell us why you are a Tigers fan?'
"Because my mum is a Wests Tigers fan, and my dad is Tigers fan, so I'm a Tigers fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Tigers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?'
"Then," Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Manly fan.'

 

[FinestTigers]

 

[Cobarcats]

Why should you take your own oxygen to a Parramatta game?

 

[Cobarcats]

A Broncos player goes to the physio and says it hurts when I touch my arm, my chest, and my leg.
The physio says "you've broken your finger you idiot".

 

[BZN]

Why should you take your own oxygen to a Parramatta game?

 

[BZN]

🤔 I don't know @Cobarcats, but I have a sneaky suspicion you know the answer 👍
I absolutely love your avatar. It makes me smile every time I see it.

 

[Cobarcats]

Because there's no atmosphere 🤣

 

[hank37w]

But be very careful because all those Parra supporters are nothing but oxygen thieves.

 

[Cobarcats]

Weststigers forwards training session.

 

[Demps]

 

[FinestTigers]

 

[tiger_one]

I have a fear of elevators, but I've started taking steps to avoid it.

 

[tiger_one]

Police have confirmed that the man who fell off the roof of the nightclub and died was not a bouncer.

 

[hank37w]

Dad Humour . . . . . . . . one of my favourite threads because as a generally rule I get a bit of a giggle no one is going for the jugular.

 

[Cobarcats]

Sorry not really dad humour.

 

[hank37w]

Dad Humour . . . . . . . . one of my favourite threads because as a generally rule I get a bit of a giggle no one is going for the jugular.

Looks like your dog could go for the jugular.

 

[Demps]

A man fell off the roof top of a night club building....

Apparently he wasn't a bouncer tho.

Jesus, you hear some bad ones 😂

 

[tiger_one]

It’s probably not safe for me to be driving right now.
But, hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before.