Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[hank37w]

A man fell off the roof top of a night club building....

Apparently he wasn't a bouncer tho.

Jesus, you hear some bad ones 😂

I loved it.

Probably says more about me than the joke.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

It’s a five minute walk from my house to the pub.

It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

 

[FinestTigers]

 

[Cobarcats]

This is the very reason why kicking tees were invented

 

[Cobarcats]

 

[Swordy]

I did have a joke to post about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction

 

[Cobarcats]

I did have a joke to post about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction

I had a good memory once, just can't remember when it was 😁

 

[Cobarcats]

Ruffnut walks into a bar and argues with a bloke called Tim.
Tim say your causing trouble, you better leave or I'll throw you out.
Ruffnut says you and who's army.
Tim is joined by Kosta and Nikita, 'this is my army'
Ruffnut leaves 😩

 

[tiger_one]

So I was in a shoe shop this morning and was trying on a shoe.
I said to the assistant: "It's too tight".
She said: "Try it with the tongue out",
I said: "It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight!"

 

[Merlot]

why do ducks have feathers on their tails? 2 hide their butt quacks

 

[nrlsurvivor]

https://ifunny.co/video/long-fou-need-contract-with-the-builder-mohammed-2AaXirPz8

 

[stryker 69]

Ruffnut walks into a bar and argues with a bloke called Tim.
Tim say your causing trouble, you better leave or I'll throw you out.
Ruffnut says you and who's army.
Tim is joined by Kosta and Nikita, 'this is my army'
Ruffnut leaves 😩

Oooofff!

 

[Cobarcats]

For everyone except stryker 🤣

 

[Cobarcats]

So I was in a shoe shop this morning and was trying on a shoe.
I said to the assistant: "It's too tight".
She said: "Try it with the tongue out",
I said: "It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight!"

That is going to be told to my grandkids, awesome thankyou 👍

 

[Cobarcats]

That is going to be told to my grandkids, awesome thankyo

Oooofff!

Could you tell that I made that poor attempt of humour up after watching the fights last night 🤣

 

[stryker 69]

Could you tell that I made that poor attempt of humour up after watching the fights last night 🤣

Yeah that was a rough one 😁

 

[Cobarcats]

I so bored, I'm sitting in an arm chair because laying down kills my shoulder and bicep, Ive had to stop taking endone because been on them for too long, only thing helps is ice, and texting with left finger is stuffed, thank god for predictive text 🥴

 

[stryker 69]

I so bored, I'm sitting in an arm chair because laying down kills my shoulder and bicep, Ive had to stop taking endone because been on them for too long, only thing helps is ice, and texting with left finger is stuffed, thank god for predictive text 🥴

Smoking or injecting that ice?

 

[Merlot]

what r 100,s n 1000,s-smartie poo

 

[Swordy]

I tried donating blood today. NEVER AGAIN!
Too many stupid questions; Whose blood is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?