Things that make you laugh!! 😂

What do you have if you hold one green ball in your left hand and one green ball in your right hand

Complete control of the Incredible hulk
 
I think this is ok to post...

Apparently there is a documentary on Fox tonight about the clitoris. I tried but couldn’t find it!!😂
 
@happy_tiger said in [Dad Humour](/post/1121400) said:
@TrueTiger said in [Dad Humour](/post/1121389) said:
How does a women hold her liquor'''
by the ears..

That disgraceful .......Mods ..cmon really

Is that why your nickname is Rabbit

And you thought I got cauliflower ears from packing in the scrum..
 
I went to NZ on a tour of Rotarua...known for its volcanic history''
the guide says to us...""Volcanoes can erupt at anytime,they have disasterous effects for a very long time''

I said geez...I think I married a volcano....

A fellow tourist said,gee man you sound like your having marital problems..have you seen a councellor.

I said yep certainly have...now theres 2 people that think Im an asshole...and Im paying them both ..hahaha...
 
Happy says to Zig,someone told me coffee was good for my sex life...
Zig says was it ..
Happy said no it wasn't,it kept me awake through the whole damn thing,I even had to participate...I had to go to the Doctor and told him about the coffee..
How did that go said Zig...
Happy said it was no good for my heart...
Zig says '"all the caffeine""
Happy said ""no seeing my wife naked""
 
@TrueTiger said in [Dad Humour](/post/1122687) said:
Happy says to Zig,someone told me coffee was good for my sex life...
Zig says was it ..
Happy said no it wasn't,it kept me awake through the whole damn thing,I even had to participate...I had to go to the Doctor and told him about the coffee..
How did that go said Zig...
Happy said it was no good for my heart...
Zig says '"all the caffeine""
Happy said ""no seeing my wife naked""

Hey Zig ...she read your joke ...she wants either the address of the restaurant or wants to know when the next WT's meet and greet is

And if you think I'm stupid enough to get in her way to stop her ...think again ...(happy happily sings under his breath ..Zig is gonna get it ...Zig is gonna get it )
 
Zig you might enjoy this golf joke

Rookie pro golfer plays his 1st round on the US Tour and leads after the first Rd by two strokes

Anyway after the interviews he goes to the bar and meets a beautiful woman who is more than happy to celebrate back in his room

So he ends up in the sack with the woman and after finishing the job says he is going to order some room service

She says get back into bed and make love to me

So he makes love to her again ..and thinks I'm going order room service ..she demands he get back into bed

So he makes love to her again and he is shot .....he gets out of bed and she says I suppose your going to order room service and he says No I'm ringing Tiger Woods to find out what Par is for this hole
 
BREAKING NEWS
John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected
Covid 19 but after extensive testing it was found to be only a slight case of Saturday Night Fever
 
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