Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[Cairnstigers]

Fe(male)
Wo(man)
Per (son)
Hu (man)
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Dishwas(her)

(Man)ure bad at jokes

You forgot Shebang

 

[tiger_one]

@Geo said in [Dad Humour](/post/1148714):

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Fe(male)
Wo(man)
Per (son)
Hu (man)
.Fat(her)
W(him)
Mot(her).
Ta(male)
Fis(her)
Rai(son)
Westiger(man),
Ras(her)
Algorit(him)
Liai(son)
Dishwas(her)

 

[Geo]

Ras(her)

Mmmmmmm Bacon

 

[Cairnstigers]

Ras(her)

Mmmmmmm Bacon

Geo
I can't believe you of all people didn't think of
(Her)pes

 

[Cairnstigers]

Ras(her)

Mmmmmmm Bacon

Geo
I can't believe you of all people didn't think of
(Her)pes

Or is that Happy's

 

[tiger_one]

The US secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

 

[Geo]


 

[Cairnstigers]


The Dragons a Donkey?

 

[Geo]


The Dragons a Donkey?


 

[cochise]


The Dragons a Donkey?

Nope

 

[tiger_one]

A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

 

[tiger_one]

What is Forrest Gump's computer password?
1forrest1

 

[Geo]


 

[Cairnstigers]

One for the women on here

 

[Cairnstigers]

One for the women on here


 

[OzLuke]

I told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti, and she told me I was a fool.....

But you should've seen her face as I drove pasta.....




I'll see myself out....

 

[tiger_one]

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word!

 

[TheDaBoss]

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word!

To whoever stole my glasses I will find u


I have my contacts

 

[TheDaBoss]

i got fired from my job at the keyboard factory

At first i wasn't putting in enough shifts , then i couldn't keep the space clean, then i finally lost control

 

[TrueTiger]

My mate was perving at a not so cute chick the other day and said to me """gee I would like to shag that""
I said "" why go out for a hamburger when theres fillet steak at home""

ok,ok Im on my way out....