Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

Q: How do you weigh a millennial?

A: In Instagrams.

 

[tiger_one]

Did you hear about Bruce Lee's vegan brother, Broco Lee.

 

[tiger_one]

It all starts innocently, mixing chocolate and Rice Krispies but before you know it you’re adding raisins and marshmallows.
It's a rocky road.

 

[TheDaBoss]

It all starts innocently, mixing chocolate and Rice Krispies but before you know it you’re adding raisins and marshmallows.
It's a rocky road.

Stop making me hungry

 

[happy_tiger]

When I die I want the WT's to lower me into my grave .....so they can let me down one last time

 

[hobbo1]

When I die I want the WT's to lower me into my grave .....so they can let me down one last time

Any particular players in mind ?

Blair ?
Bwaife ?
Moltzen ?
Brooks ?

 

[TheDaBoss]

When I die I want the WT's to lower me into my grave .....so they can let me down one last time

Any particular players in mind ?

Blair ?
Bwaife ?
Moltzen ?
Brooks ?

Benji

 

[tiger_one]

The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

 

[tiger_one]

My family's upset I put ginger in their curry.
They loved that cat.

PS Remember - this is only a joke; no animal was hurt in the writing of this fiction.

 

[tiger_one]

I just saw a sheep wearing a swimsuit driving a sports car.
It was a lamb bikini.

 

[happy_tiger]

My family's upset I put ginger in their curry.
They loved that cat.

PS Remember - this is only a joke; no animal was hurt in the writing of this fiction.

This food is fit for a Prince

Here Prince ...come here boy

 

[tiger_one]

Someone threw a bottle of Omega-3 capsules at me?
Luckily my injuries are only Super Fish Oil.

 

[tiger_one]

You can hear the blood in your veins if you listen varicosely.

 

[Elderslie_Tiger]

I bought a dog from a blacksmith

10 minutes after arriving home he made a bolt for the door

 

[tiger_one]

I have a hen who can count her own eggs.
She’s a mathemachicken!

 

[happy_tiger]

I have a hen who can count her own eggs.
She’s a mathemachicken!

Does she run when you mention pi ??

 

[tiger_one]

I have a hen who can count her own eggs.
She’s a mathemachicken!

Does she run when you mention pi ??

The aim is to avoid ruffling feathers!

 

[happy_tiger]

I have a hen who can count her own eggs.
She’s a mathemachicken!

Does she run when you mention pi ??


The aim is to avoid ruffling feathers!

Mentioning a bucket would be catastrophic as well I guess

 

[tiger_one]

My hen has certain eggspectations ie that she sleeps, lays sleeps lays, and that's about it.
Any mention of the Colonel and she isn't seen for days!

 

[bathursttiger1]

My hen has certain eggspectations ie that she sleeps, lays sleeps lays, and that's about it.
Any mention of the Colonel and she isn't seen for days!

My egg wouldn't start the other day, so I called the HenRMA, they pulled the yoke out and everything was all white.