Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[Cairnstigers]

Mummy mummy
Why is daddy running down the lane
Shut up son and hand me another bullet

 

[Cairnstigers]

Doctor Doctor
Everyone keeps on ignoring me
Next

 

[Cairnstigers]

what do you do if an Irishman throws a pin at you

Run because he probably has a Grenada in his mouth

 

[Cairnstigers]

How did the Irishman burn his lips

He tried to blow up a bus

 

[gallagher]

what do you do if an Irishman throws a pin at you

Run because he probably has a Grenada in his mouth

Lol, that's gold

 

[mike]

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

 

[Tiger_Steve]

How did the Irishman burn his lips

He tried to blow up a bus

How do you burn an Irishman’s ear?

Ring him up when he’s ironing.

 

[Cairnstigers]

How did the Irishman burn his lips

He tried to blow up a bus

How do you burn an Irishman’s ear?

Ring him up when he’s ironing.

How do you burn his other ear
Tell him to call a doctor

 

[tiger_one]

If you're addicted to seaweed, you better sea kelp.

 

[tiger_one]

The fastest way to quit being vegetarian is cold turkey.

 

[tiger_one]

If you see someone doing a crossword, help them by telling them that 7 up is lemonade.

 

[happy_tiger]

Why don't they give Irishmen lunch breaks ...because its too hard to retrain them

 

[happy_tiger]

What did Geo say to the chicken crossing the road ...nothing he couldn't think of anything to say

 

[hugggarz]

Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?

A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

 

[mike]

A chicken walks across the road and as it gets halfway an Aston Martin pulls up besides. A man hops out and introduces himself.
Bond, James Bond.
The chicken responds.
Ken, ChicKen

 

[tiger_one]

When women get a certain age, they start accumulating dogs.
This is known as many paws.

 

[jadtiger]

When women get a certain age, they start accumulating dogs.
This is known as many paws.

I will pay that one.

 

[westTAHger]

I was in the bath alone.
Image my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder.

 

[Cairnstigers]

I was in the bath alone.
Image my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder.

Were the taps Knobs

 

[tiger_one]

Pre means before.
Post means after.
To use both prefixes together would be
preposterous!