Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[mike]

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I'm camping, I won't be covered.

 

[tiger_one]

If ever Apple makes a car, don't buy it.
They won't have windows.

 

[tiger_one]

How do you know when it's raining cats and dogs?
When you step in a poodle.

 

[tiger_one]

What did Darth Vader order at the Italian pastry shop?
Only one canoli.

 

[mike]

I'm going to start collecting highlighters. Mark my words…

 

[tiger_one]

You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

 

[mike]

I knock on a psychic's doors. If they ask, "Who is it?", I leave.

 

[happy_tiger]

I knock on a psychic's doors. If they ask, "Who is it?", I leave.

Close to the best I have heard ...play on

 

[tiger_one]

What do you call a Roman with flu?
Julius Sneezer ........

 

[mike]

To this day, knives remain cutting edge technology.

 

[TheDaBoss]

To this day, knives remain cutting edge technology.

This 1 made me grimace😂😂

 

[Elderslie_Tiger]

Knock Knock

Whose there

Grandad

Dear God Stop the Funeral

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

I have a German friend who’s a sound technician.

I’ve got a Czech one too. Czech one too.

 

[mike]

Knock Knock

Whose there

Grandad

Dear God Stop the Funeral

Reminds me of a Rodney Rude joke that I can’t repeat here.

 

[bathursttiger1]

Knock Knock

Whose there

Grandad

Dear God Stop the Funeral

Reminds me of a Rodney Rude joke that I can’t repeat here.

I knew Rodney Rude's father, he was completly opposite to him, well spoken never uttered one rude word, always well dressed.

 

[Cairnstigers]

I knock on a psychic's doors. If they ask, "Who is it?", I leave.

Or if they open the door and you could bash them and tell them " I bet you didn't see that coming "

 

[TopTiger]

Knock Knock

Whose there

Grandad

Dear God Stop the Funeral

Reminds me of a Rodney Rude joke that I can’t repeat here.

The old grandad and the crematorium joke!!

 

[mike]

Knock Knock

Whose there

Grandad

Dear God Stop the Funeral

Reminds me of a Rodney Rude joke that I can’t repeat here.

The old grandad and the crematorium joke!!

Yep, that’s the one.

 

[mike]

How do snails fight?

They slug it out!

 

[rustycage]

I have a German friend who’s a sound technician.

I’ve got a Czech one too. Czech one too.

Love this.