mike
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Told my wife that she drew her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
She looked surprised.
Things that make you laugh!! 😂
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happy_tiger
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@mike said in [Dad Humour](/post/1434419) said:
If I told my wife that I wouldn't remember the 7 punch combo .....
Tiger_Fanatic3
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I asked an old man I know, "Even after 95 years, you still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What's the secret?".
Old man: "I forgot her name 10 years ago and i'm scared to ask her"
Old man: "I forgot her name 10 years ago and i'm scared to ask her"
Tiger_Fanatic3
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
Look, grandpa! No hands!
Look, grandpa! No hands!
Tiger_Fanatic3
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Told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
She looked surprised.
cochise
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@tiger_fanatic3 said in [Dad Humour](/post/1436274) said:
Lol, we have had this joke twice in 3 days
Tiger_Fanatic3
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@cochise said in [Dad Humour](/post/1436291) said:
Bahahaha ?
mike
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@cochise said in [Dad Humour](/post/1436291) said:
Oh no, my source has been compromised… lol
rustycage
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@mike said in [Dad Humour](/post/1436435) said:
It was on here a few weeks back too....maybe its grand dad humour - one for the forgetful.
rustycage
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@cktiger said in [Dad Humour](/post/1441822) said:
Lol...that's terrible. Well done.
A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody of the boy to the Bulldogs NRL team, whom everyone firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody of the boy to the Bulldogs NRL team, whom everyone firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
mike
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@cktiger said in [Dad Humour](/post/1442092) said:
It’s still funny…
Did I tell you guys about the chiropractor joke already?
It was about a weak back...
It was about a weak back...
