Things that make you laugh!! 😂

@voice_of_reason said in [Dad Humour](/post/1434383) said:
@cktiger said in [Dad Humour](/post/1434362) said:
Does anyone know the way....there's got to be a way to block Buster?

Do you know just how many people won't get that? I liked it.

Yeah, would have had to be around in the 70’s lol
 
I'm having an operation soon.
The doctor gave me the heads up about the anesthetic he might use.
He can knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It's an ether/oar situation.
 
I asked an old man I know, "Even after 95 years, you still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What's the secret?".

Old man: "I forgot her name 10 years ago and i'm scared to ask her"
 
@cochise said in [Dad Humour](/post/1436291) said:
@tiger_fanatic3 said in [Dad Humour](/post/1436274) said:
Told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

Lol, we have had this joke twice in 3 days

Oh no, my source has been compromised… lol
 
@mike said in [Dad Humour](/post/1436435) said:
@cochise said in [Dad Humour](/post/1436291) said:
@tiger_fanatic3 said in [Dad Humour](/post/1436274) said:
Told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

Lol, we have had this joke twice in 3 days

Oh no, my source has been compromised… lol

It was on here a few weeks back too....maybe its grand dad humour - one for the forgetful.
 
I went to the Chemist the other day and ask her for something for diarrhoea.....
she said how bad....
I said it runs in my jeans(genes)..
she said oh no its a bug....its not a genetic thing...
 
A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.



The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.



The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.



After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.



After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody of the boy to the Bulldogs NRL team, whom everyone firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
 
@cktiger said in [Dad Humour](/post/1442092) said:
A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.



The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.



The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.



After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.



After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody of the boy to the Bulldogs NRL team, whom everyone firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

It’s still funny…
 

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