Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tigger]

I went to the Doctor the other day.

Doctor: So what's wrong with you?
Me: I think I might have an inferiority complex......................but, it's not a very good one.

 

[mike]

Check this one out:

1…..

 

[cochise]

Check this one out:

1…..

I prefer this one
*1*

 

[tiger_one]

Check this one out:

1…..

But my Spanish neighbour prefers this Juan ........

 

[cochise]

Check this one out:

1…..

But my Spanish neighbour prefers this Juan ........

Ok, I think you won!

 

[mike]

Check this one out:

1…..

But my Spanish neighbour prefers this Juan ........

un

 

[tiger_one]

Check this one out:

1…..

But my Spanish neighbour prefers this Juan ........

un

Let's settle this with a friendly game of Uno.

 

[Swordy]

Check this one out:

1…..

But my Spanish neighbour prefers this Juan ........

un

Let's settle this with a friendly game of Uno.

I can settle this. Pick a number between 1 and 1. Whoever is the closests wins.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

I've often heard that "icy" is the easiest word to spell. Looking at it now, I see why.

Hahahahaha I like that

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Dad, can you explain solar eclipses?

No son

 

[mike]

What starts with ‘w’ and ends with ‘t’

 

[Nelson]

What starts with ‘w’ and ends with ‘t’

True.

 

[Dumpy]

Did you hear about the 7 dwarfs in a bathtub?

They were all feeling happy, so happy got out!

 

[Dumpy]

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.

 

[mike]

Every Olympic event should include one average person competing, as a control.

 

[tiger_one]

"Sherlock, why is that door painted yellow?"
"A lemon entry, my dear Watson, a lemon entry"

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

If my name was David and I had a boy, I would have to name him Harley.

That way he could introduce himself, "I'm Harley, David's son.

 

[mike]

One should never consume alcohol and do calculus…it’s dangerous to drink and derive.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Heard that by law you have to turn on your car lights when it's raining in Sweden.

How am I supposed to know when it's raining in Sweden ?

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

How do you get a country girls attention ?

A tractor.