Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

Do we have a doctor here?
Yes, I'm a doctor.
What's your specialty?
I'm a doctor in Mathematics.
My friend is dying.
Minus one.

 

[hank37w]

You know I think you're the King of Korn but the last 2 just have not been up to your usual standard.

I know you'll do better in future.

 

[tiger_one]

Went to the cinema the other night to watch that new film about cheese.
It was G rated.

 

[Lauren]

 

[Bula]

 

[Halbrowne61]

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Sorry guys but I need an explanation for this one coz my old brain don’t get it !

 

[hank37w]

Dew ahhh diddy diddy dumb diddy dew

 

[tiger_one]

It's hard to read hieroglyphs in pyramids as they are encrypted.

 

[bathursttiger1]

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Is this the 1% question?

 

[Halbrowne61]

Dew ahhh diddy diddy dumb diddy dew

Ok li now understand but class it as pretty lame.

 

[tiger_one]

Dew ahhh diddy diddy dumb diddy dew

Oh, now I can't stop singing this in my head. 🤣

 

[hank37w]

Hope it's not interfering with your ability to come up with jokes. (good ones preferably)

 

[hank37w]

Ok li now understand but class it as pretty lame.

I do rate the reference to Brad Fittler though.

 

[tiger_one]

I was once kidnapped by mimes.
They did unspeakable things to me.

 

[tiger_one]

I asked my smart phone what to do when I feel sleepy in the middle of the day.
It turns out there’s a nap for that!

 

[tiger_one]

I'm fat, but I identify as skinny.
I'm trans-slender.

 

[hank37w]

You're getting back on track.

 

[tiger_one]

Last night I dreamt in colour.
But then I woke up and realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.

 

[Buttface]

Leaving one of the best spin bowlers ever out of your grand final side?

 

[Jolls]

Leaving one of the best spin bowlers ever out of your grand final side?

Not complaining about that one - poor choice after the juice has gone out of that green top.