Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

What does Zeus wear under his clothes?
Thunderwear.

 

[Halbrowne61]

What does Zeus wear under his clothes?
Thunderwear.

Sorry TO, not feeling very humorous tonight, maybe tomorrow. 👍🏻

 

[tiger_one]

Sorry TO, not feeling very humorous tonight, maybe tomorrow. 👍🏻

Sorry from me too.
Silly attempt to gloss over the disappointment of tonight's game.
On field and off field - just too much to take.

 

[tiger_one]

I started a poetry club in prison.
It had prose and cons.

 

[tiger_one]

Chap goes to the doctor and says "it hurts when I touch my neck, my arm or my chest".
The doctor says, "you've broken your finger".

 

[tiger_one]

I told my wife, “Did you know Old McDonald’s farm has been taken over by Artificial Intelligence?”
Her: AI?
Me: AI.
Her: Oh.

 

[tiger_one]

Caller: "Is this the Helpline for alcoholics?"
Yes, it is.
Caller: "How do I make a Mojito?"

 

[tiger_one]

My doctor just told me I'm suffering from paranoia.
Well, he didn't actually say that, but I could tell that was what he was thinking.

 

[tiger_one]

This morning my son said "My ear hurts."
I said "On the inside or outside."
So he walks out the front door, comes back in, and says "Both."

 

[tiger_one]

I have a pen that can write underwater.
It can write other words too, as well.

 

[tiger_one]

My dog is a genius.
I asked him, "What's two minus two?"
He said nothing.

 

[tiger_one]

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons.
They forgot to mention morons.

 

[tiger_one]

Why are cemeteries so popular?
Because people are just dying to get in.

 

[tiger_one]

A friend told me that he was bathing in milk, almost totally immersed.
I said, “Pasteurised?”
He said, “No, just to my chin”.

 

[tiger_one]

Got a Bon Jovi sat nav.
Apparently we're half way there.

 

[Lauren]

 

[tiger_one]

When I was a baby, my parents used to bathe me in cheap Australian lager.
It wasn't till I was 18 that I realized I'd been Fostered!

 

[tiger_one]

Attention Drivers:
Who wants to avoid a speeding fine?
Raise your right foot.

 

[tiger_one]

Just lost one of my Mr Men books.
No more Mr Nice Guy.

 

[BZN]

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