Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[AmericanHistoryX]

Exactly. Maybe it was just marketing.

 

[tiger_one]

There's no 'I' in team, but there is a 'U' in suck.

 

[tiger_one]

Can a match box?
No, but a tin can.

 

[tiger_one]

Finished my job at the nuclear power station.
I've left with a glowing reference

 

[hank37w]

Nice one Homer.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

I follow Wests Tigers. Get it. That makes people laugh. Not us I guess. Wrong thread. Things that make them laugh.

 

[tiger_one]

I’ve heard that it can be hard at first to learn Braille.
But after a while you start to get a feel for it.

 

[tiger_one]

Dentist: Open up please.
Me: It all started when I was young.

 

[jadtiger]

Carting sugar around in a crack bag - Plausable I guess....

Dunno it seems like someone that's on the best part of a million a year would be doing....
Baggin up sugar to save a few bucks...

Agree though, He's full of shit.....

Interesting if he is putting it down to Diabetics
- That's basically a can of Sugar he's drinking isn't it?
(Can't be to concerned of his levels?)

Any doctor will tell you if you are a diabetic that the most dangerous thing you can have is a "hypo" which is a lack of blood sugar which is why most diabetics carry sugar on them or easily handy.I do not necessarily agree with his claims that this is what he had as the photo does not look like he is about to have a coma or collapse.
I know diabetics who save the sugar sachets from ordering a coffee/tea from cafes etc for such moments as when they are trying to avoid collapse.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Refereeing

 

[tiger_one]

A friend had his thesaurus stolen.
He's lost for words.

 

[hank37w]

Roget, over and out.

 

[tiger_one]

I have a new pet termite.
I’ve called it Clint Eatswood

 

[tiger_one]

Invisible planes - is that even possible?
I can't see them taking off.

 

[cktiger]

A homeless guy is travelling down a country lane, tired and hungry he comes across a Pub called the "George and the Dragon."
Although it's late and the pub is closed he knocks on the door.
The innkeeper's wife sticks her head out a window.
"Could I have some food please?" he asks.
The woman glances at his shabby clothes and obviously poor condition and sternly says, "No!"
"Any chance of a pint of ale then?"
"No!" she says again.
"Could I at least sleep in your barn?"
"No!" By this time, she was fairly shouting.
The down and out says, "OK then might I please...?"
"WHAT NOW?" the woman interrupts impatiently.
"Might I please have a word with George?"

 

[tiger_one]

A friend of mine lost his job at a fish supplies company.
He opened a whole can of worms.

 

[tiger_one]

A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
Schwepped her off her feet!

 

[diedpretty]

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[AmericanHistoryX]

Big Brother?