Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[TopTiger]

What do you call a Magician that has lost his magic....................Ian.

 

[tigerballs]

Originally recorded by Dionne Warwick in 1964 but I think the best known version from the 60's was by Sandie Shaw who I think recorded it in the same year. (1964 also)

When I was in kindie in 1964, a girl in 6th class sung this at the school concert and I instantly fell in love with her.

 

[balmain boy]

The dragons

 

[tiger_one]

My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backwards.
I said, "Y NOT?"

 

[tiger_one]

What was the Soviet Union's most secretive insect?
The Cagey Bee.

 

[twentyforty]

Is Luke brooks the piece we’ve been missing

The thread title speaks for itself, just wanting to see what brooks could bring to the team and if we think we can be a competing top 8 or even 4 side. Thanks all!

silvertails.net

Laughed for about 7 mins straight after seeing the title of this thread.

He got the thumbs up from a guy called woodsie. I see it’s gonna take a while.

 

[Winston Churchill]

 

[TopTiger]

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean.

 

[Buttface]

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.

I M LIVID

I struggle with Roman Numerals until I get to 159.
Then it just CLIX.

I see your Roman numerals and raise you with my 80085.

 

[Tiger Karen]

Something I put together for dragons friends, Volkswagen at the saints training run.

 

[tiger_one]

Today I found out that Dwayne Johnson lives in the apartment above mine.
Can't believe that for years I've been living under a Rock.

 

[Odessa]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1746551091079315502

 

[Bula]

I just heard that they are not making 12 inch rulers any longer.

Guaranteed that Camilla has never seen a 12 inch ruler.

 

[Halbrowne61]

Guaranteed that Camilla has never seen a 12 inch ruler.

Not necessarily ?

 

[tiger_one]

I've joined a dating group for arsonists.
It's really good.
They send me new matches every day.

 

[twentyforty]

I've joined a dating group for arsonists.
It's really good.
They send me new matches every day.

If you’re looking for a pyromaniac, try tinder?
my first 3 wives were pyromaniacs, don’t know if I can trust women now, been burnt too many times.

 

[tiger_one]

If you’re looking for a pyromaniac, try tinder?
my first 3 wives were pyromaniacs, don’t know if I can trust women now, been burnt too many times.

Just love this 🤣

 

[TopTiger]

What do you call a short mother, minimum?

 

[tiger_one]

Shakespeare walks into a bar.
The barman says "Oi! You're bard!"

 

[tiger_one]

I accidentally took my cats meds last night.
Don't ask meow.