Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[TopTiger]

I recently child proofed my home but my kids somehow are still getting in.

 

[TopTiger]

Jellyfish have survived 650 million years without having a brain. This gives hope to some people I know!

 

[TopTiger]

I'm writing a book on reverse psychology, please don't buy it.

 

[TopTiger]

In frustration I told my wife to embrace her mistakes, she gave me a hug.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Manly and Brisbane running out onto Suncorp Stadium last night and the commentator tells us its a "Manly home game". Funny indeed.

 

[twentyforty]

Manly and Brisbane running out onto Suncorp Stadium last night and the commentator tells us its a "Manly home game". Funny indeed.

Yeh, but Manly will be taking $350k to the bank and laughing all the way as they say.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Sometimes 2 points is better. But I hear you loud and clear. Another 20 40 from you.

 

[Halbrowne61]

Yeh, but Manly will be taking $350k to the bank and laughing all the way as they say.

Us too !

 

[Spartan117]

Serenity Now!

 

[tiger_one]

Q-What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A- I don't know and I don't care.

 

[TopTiger]

A starving Irishman and Englishman enter a bakery and the Englishman steals 3 buns and puts them in his pocket. When they are both outside the Englishman brags what guile and skill he displayed as the owner didn't see him steal the buns.

The Irishman states he can get 3 buns honestly without stealing them. They both go back into the bakery and the Irishman tells the owner do you want to see a magic trick. The owner agrees and the Irishman grabs a bun and eats it and then another two buns and eats them as well. The owner says where is the magic in that and the Irishman replies check the Englishman's pockets.

 

[Winston Churchill]

The Wests Tigers Football Club


Mods, you can close this thread now, its aint getting funnier than that.

 

[TopTiger]

My wife told me of a kidnapping today at our local school, luckily the teacher was eventually able to wake the kid up.

 

[tiger_one]

I just downloaded the Titanic soundtrack.
It's syncing right now.

 

[TopTiger]

I bought a $120 belt yesterday, my wife said it was a huge waste.

 

[TopTiger]

I bought a wig for 25 cents yesterday, it was a small price toupee.

 

[TopTiger]

I bought a chameleon the other day but it wouldn't change colour, turns out it has reptile dysfunction.

 

[tiger_one]

People said I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.

 

[TopTiger]

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep in.

 

[TopTiger]

My wife complains that I continually push her buttons, I tell her that I am simply looking for the mute.