Things that make you laugh!! 😂
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TopTiger
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I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-oid. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
"What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome, she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't. We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.
We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mum…you still awake?'
We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
"What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome, she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't. We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.
We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mum…you still awake?'
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