Sunday at 9:30 AM #5,181 T tiger_one Well-known member Middle C, E flat and G walk into a bar. "Sorry," the barman said: "We don't serve minors."
Monday at 7:13 AM #5,188 T tiger_one Well-known member After 30 years of marriage to Florence, Jim the plumber decided to leave his wife. The note on the table simply read... "It's over Flo."
After 30 years of marriage to Florence, Jim the plumber decided to leave his wife. The note on the table simply read... "It's over Flo."
Monday at 7:16 AM #5,189 T tiger_one Well-known member My girlfriend said she is leaving me due to my obsession with football. I'm gutted! We’ve been together for almost 8 seasons.
My girlfriend said she is leaving me due to my obsession with football. I'm gutted! We’ve been together for almost 8 seasons.
Monday at 7:38 AM #5,190 T tiger_one Well-known member In space, no one can hear you sing an aria...... 🎼
Tuesday at 7:06 AM #5,195 Magpies1969 Well-known member Bulldogs going out the finals in straight sets.
Tuesday at 7:49 AM #5,197 T tiger_one Well-known member Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. There’s no way that’s just a coincidence.
Yesterday at 7:47 AM #5,199 T tiger_one Well-known member How many crime writers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it has to have a really good twist at the end.
How many crime writers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it has to have a really good twist at the end.
Yesterday at 7:58 AM #5,200 T tiger_one Well-known member Dogs cannot operate an MRI machine, But CATscan.