Things that make you laugh!! 😂

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[tiger_one]

I wondered if Noah liked apples, then I realised he preferred pears.

 

[tiger_one]

Saw an emperor penguin wearing a toga.
Think it was Julius Freezer.

 

[tiger_one]

A psychic goes into a shop and asks to see some shirts.
The shop keeper says "how about this one?"
"It won't fit".
"How do you know, you haven't tried it on?"
"That's small, I'm a medium".

 

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[tiger_one]

I just downloaded the Titanic soundtrack.
It's syncing right now.

 

[TopTiger]

This morning I coughed up a pawn, a knight and a bishop.

I must have a chess infection.

 

[TopTiger]

For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.

Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently...