Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[Merlot]

Big protest about cake decorations happening tomorrow.
Police are expecting hundreds and thousands.

what are 100s n 1000s- smartie poo

 

[tiger_one]

what are 100s n 1000s- smartie poo

Champion @Merlot,
Remember these sandwiches?
And remember the coloured bits and pieces on top?
Just like mini mini smarties, right! 😉

 

[TopTiger]

 

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[tiger_one]

My neighbor introduced her cats to me: “That's Astrophe, Erpillar, Aract and Alogue".
“Where on earth did you get such unusual names?” l asked.
“Oh, those are their last names - their first names are Cat."

 

[tiger_one]

I once dated a librarian.
It didn't last long though.
I was only allowed to take her out for 3 weeks.

 

[TopTiger]

 

[TopTiger]

 

[hank37w]

I once dated a librarian.
It didn't last long though.
I was only allowed to take her out for 3 weeks.

If she was any good I would of opted to pay the fine. 🤣

 

[tiger_one]

 

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[TopTiger]

 

[TopTiger]

 

[tiger_one]

When my local builder discovered that he won the lotto he got such a shock that he fell into his cement mixer.
Now he's set for life.

 

[tiger_one]

 

[tiger_one]

 

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[tiger_one]

I'm taking steps to overcome my hiking addiction.
Not out of the woods yet.

 

[tiger_one]

I asked my friend to spell wonton backwards.
He said not now.