Monday at 7:13 AM #6,206 T tiger_one Well-known member I always take life with a grain of salt. Plus a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila.
Monday at 7:19 AM #6,207 T tiger_one Well-known member Remember guitars have been picked on ALL their lives and they STILL play BEAUTIFUL music. Do NOT fret the small stuff.
Remember guitars have been picked on ALL their lives and they STILL play BEAUTIFUL music. Do NOT fret the small stuff.
Monday at 7:20 AM #6,208 T tiger_one Well-known member I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail. But apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail. But apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
Monday at 7:26 AM #6,209 T tiger_one Well-known member My geography teacher gave an hour lecture about Mesopotamia. He really knows how to Babylon.
Monday at 10:52 PM #6,212 T tiger_one Well-known member My student friend says he's studying forensics. Big deal. I learned that in primary school. The answer is ten.
My student friend says he's studying forensics. Big deal. I learned that in primary school. The answer is ten.
Monday at 10:53 PM #6,213 T tiger_one Well-known member I bought my wife a bottle of that volume control shampoo. It doesn't work. I can still hear her.
Monday at 10:55 PM #6,214 T tiger_one Well-known member Scientists have successfully captured the sound of two helium atoms laughing. HeHe
Monday at 11:01 PM #6,215 T tiger_one Well-known member When I discovered i was holding the tazer the wrong way round, I was stunned.
Monday at 11:14 PM #6,216 T tiger_one Well-known member I just spoke with the spirit of Jim Withers and told him Ain't No Sunshine is poor grammar. He said: "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know"
I just spoke with the spirit of Jim Withers and told him Ain't No Sunshine is poor grammar. He said: "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know"
Monday at 11:18 PM #6,218 T tiger_one Well-known member I really want to hear 99 people sing Africa by Toto. Because it’s something a hundred men or more could never do.
I really want to hear 99 people sing Africa by Toto. Because it’s something a hundred men or more could never do.
