Things that make you laugh!! 😂

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I always take life with a grain of salt.



Plus a slice of lemon.




And a shot of tequila.

 

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Remember guitars have been picked on ALL their lives and they STILL play BEAUTIFUL music.
Do NOT fret the small stuff.

 

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I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail.
But apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition.

 

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My geography teacher gave an hour lecture about Mesopotamia.
He really knows how to Babylon.

 

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My student friend says he's studying forensics.
Big deal. I learned that in primary school. The answer is ten.

 

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I bought my wife a bottle of that volume control shampoo.
It doesn't work.
I can still hear her.

 

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Scientists have successfully captured the sound of two helium atoms laughing.
HeHe

 

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When I discovered i was holding the tazer the wrong way round, I was stunned.

 

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I just spoke with the spirit of Jim Withers and told him Ain't No Sunshine is poor grammar.
He said: "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know"

 

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I really want to hear 99 people sing Africa by Toto.
Because it’s something a hundred men or more could never do.

 

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