Things that make you laugh!! 😂

A piece of string walks into a bar, bartender says, Hey we don't serve your kind in here. So the string goes outside, twists himself around and rubs himself up and down. He walks back into the bar. The bartender says, Hey aren't you that piece of string I just kicked out? The string says, No, I'm a frayed knot.
 
I asked my boss for a raise, and he said, "Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment." I said, "I don't get it." He said, "Exactly”
 
The moron who is the president of the USA is threatening to put more tariffs on Canada because the smoke from their wildfires is blowing into the USA (reported this morning on the BBC),this is hilarious and you could not even make this up.
Without doubt the stupidest person to ever lead a country.Only in America the land of the dumbest.
 
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