Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

Man 1: “I’ve climbed nine of the 10 tallest mountains in the world during the last year”
Man 2: “That must have been exhausting, did you ever rest?”
Man 1: “No, that’s next on the list”

 

[LeichhardtTiger]

Man 1: “I’ve climbed nine of the 10 tallest mountains in the world during the last year”
Man 2: “That must have been exhausting, did you ever rest?”
Man 1: “No, that’s next on the list”

A Tall Tale, but true.

 

[LeichhardtTiger]

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Sounds like a WT Press conference!

 

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Anything you do after getting drunk is not you, it's Al.
Alcohol Intelligence.

 

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[TopTiger]

A piece of string walks into a bar, bartender says, Hey we don't serve your kind in here. So the string goes outside, twists himself around and rubs himself up and down. He walks back into the bar. The bartender says, Hey aren't you that piece of string I just kicked out? The string says, No, I'm a frayed knot.

 

[TopTiger]

A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 & 6.
He seemed irritated when I answered:
"Kindergarten"

 

[TopTiger]

I asked my boss for a raise, and he said, "Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment." I said, "I don't get it." He said, "Exactly”

 

[TopTiger]

I'm on my way to HR again after they found out I named my coworker 'C-section' because he's scared of labor.

 

[jadtiger]

The moron who is the president of the USA is threatening to put more tariffs on Canada because the smoke from their wildfires is blowing into the USA (reported this morning on the BBC),this is hilarious and you could not even make this up.
Without doubt the stupidest person to ever lead a country.Only in America the land of the dumbest.