Watmough caught urinating

[Marshall_magic]

watmough isn't the full quid.
if there is ever an article about him, it's always something stupid he's done.
I think he needs to stop drinking, haha.
**Imagine what he'd be doing if he wasn't a talented footballer**…

good question, gives me an idea for a new thread.

 

[Yossarian]

don't ya just love those "prepared statements" they come out with when they are busted….they are so "genuine" and "sincere"...an insult to our intelligence if they think we believe them...

Don't forget "disappointed with our actions/behaviour…" I'd say 99% of these press releases contain a sentence along those lines. Disappointed they got caught would be more accurate and not so disappointed to stop them doing something stupid down the track.

I really can't imagine ever being so drunk that I'd take a leak on a shop window. Has to be a combination of booze, rampant stupidy, and incredible ego...