Pascoe takes the Tigers dial and turns that mutha up to 11.
"You love Tigers? You want Tigers? Well gee whiz we've got Tigers coming out our arseholes... old players, older players, ancient players, The Don. It's an all-in Tigers love-fest of everything that was good about the club a very long time ago, not so long after the Sydney Olympics, not so long after internet and mobile phones became a thing. We are gonna party like it's 199-2005".
This may be an absolutely genius plan, and even the possibility of it working warms me in all my bits. Can you imagine the collective climaxing of Tigers fans if Sheens or Benji could lead Tigers back into regular finals contention? "I never stopped loving you Sheenius, I swear it! I never will! 2+2 = 5!!!"
It also has every chance of going to hell, destroying whatever passion and energy Benji currently possesses for the club when we are forced to sack him with several years left on his deal.