John Bateman Archives

[Sully]

Things that stood out to me
- His footwork at the line coming back through the middle
- His kick chase - Barely a bomb or attacking kick that went up he wasn't within a whisker of when it come down...

He's a pikey - He'll shag your dog and have his way with your sister while you're getting him a beer....
Something we desperately lack

If he signs on, I will get my dog a membership and also bring my sister to the game. Do we know what beer he likes ????

 

[Spartan117]

I merged this thread with 6 others... it's interesting to look at the first lot of posts where members were saying Sheens was after Bateman way back then and some were saying "not another backrower".
However, in the current situation, another backrower is needed since we lost kelma and lucy.
Bateman and Papa...wow what a combo. Could be the best in the league.

Sounds like a mega thread....

 

[Bubba]

The last thing we need is Bateman!! Imagine Papa on the right, Bateman on the Left and Joffa, Stef, Api and Klem as our middles. With Pole, Twal Fainu, Jake, Seyfarth and Blore as reserves. Sounds terrible.

 

[Magpie_Magic]

The last thing we need is Bateman!! Imagine Papa on the right, Bateman on the Left and Joffa, Stef, Api and Klem as our middles. With Pole, Twal Fainu, Jake, Seyfarth and Blore as reserves. Sounds terrible.

Reckon with that mob Brooks will find a hole somewhere.

 

[Bubba]

Reckon with that mob Brooks will find a hole somewhere.

The Luke Brooks short ball has put many a Tiger into a coma. Poor Rowdy and then Kelma. Brooksy, dishing out Hospital Passes since 2013.

 

[851]

The Luke Brooks short ball has put many a Tiger into a coma. Poor Rowdy and then Kelma. Brooksy, dishing out Hospital Passes since 2013.

Yes, he needs to get that out of his game

 

[Magpie_Magic]

Anyway, gunna be peed off if Bateman dosent sign.

 

[jirskyr]

When he signs, I hope someone at the club accidentally refers to him as "Jason Bateman" and people on the forum lose their goddamned minds.

 

[Bubba]

When he signs, I hope someone at the club accidentally refers to him as "Jason Bateman" and people on the forum lose their goddamned minds.

Jason Bateman, Benji Barba and Oshay Olay.....how good!!

 

[batboy]

The Luke Brooks short ball has put many a Tiger into a coma. Poor Rowdy and then Kelma. Brooksy, dishing out Hospital Passes since 2013.

2 very ordinary (at best) back rowers

 

[SeanT]

Anyway, gunna be peed off if Bateman dosent sign.

See what happens. Find out this week anyway

 

[851]

2 very ordinary (at best) back rowers

Doesn't take away the fact Brooks threw them a stack of hospital passes, good halfbacks don't do that, and keep doing that over and over

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

Things change a lot in 10 years

Or in our case, they don't.

 

[hammertime]

When he signs, I hope someone at the club accidentally refers to him as "Jason Bateman" and people on the forum lose their goddamned minds.

Would at least be good to have some arrested development rather than developing arrests.

 

[getagrip]

Doesn't take away the fact Brooks threw them a stack of hospital passes, good halfbacks don't do that, and keep doing that over and over

Agreed but it didn't help that Rowdy couldn't catch a cold

 

[Cobarcats]

Sounds like a mega thread....

Mega sounds like a pokie jackpot. I think if a members bored it's good looking back in time.... posts often get forgotten and rehashed over and over. The Brooks threads are a classic example. I didn't finish his as there were over 3 pages of topics. However when I attempted the merge it was amazing how many times someone started an already existing thread on him, like "The colour of Brooks' underwear" or "Brooks is too Short" 🤪

 

[bptiger 0]

Mega sounds like a pokie jackpot. I think if a members bored it's good looking back in time.... posts often get forgotten and rehashed over and over. The Brooks threads are a classic example. I didn't finish his as there were over 3 pages of topics. However when I attempted the merge it was amazing how many times someone started an already existing thread on him, like "The colour of Brooks' underwear" or "Brooks is too Short" 🤪

Wish people would get of brooks back , give the bloke a chance with a decent pack , if he fails I will be the 1st to lead the get rid of brooks show . If he or a friend reads this crap u all put up how do u think he would re- act , would u bust ur arse with fans like U

 

[Kaito]

He's a pikey - He'll shag your dog and have his way with your sister while you're getting him a beer....
Something we desperately lack

😆😆😆

 

[Cobarcats]

Wish people would get of brooks back , give the bloke a chance with a decent pack , if he fails I will be the 1st to lead the get rid of brooks show . If he or a friend reads this crap u all put up how do u think he would re- act , would u bust ur arse with fans like U

Chill bp, I'm a Brooks fan, my post is a friendly dig of members who post heaps of stuff on Brooks, there are thousands of brooks posts.... here's a challenge for you....try and find one post of mine where I've bagged Brooks, including the one your responding too. 🤔

 

[bptiger 0]

Chill bp, I'm a Brooks fan, my post is a was a general friendly dig of members who post heaps of stuff on Brooks, there are thousands of brooks posts.... here's a challenge for you....try and find one post of mine where I've bagged Brooks, including the one your responding too. 🤔

Sorry was not picking on u , was a general crack at all the people who just want to bag him , he’s got faults but the little bloke tackles his arse off and he tries every game unlike some friends the crap forwards we have had