Things that make you laugh!! 😂

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Me - I bought an original Van Gogh coffee table
Friend - How do you know?
Me - It had a bit of veneer missing

 

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I sat an exam on communism but only got bad Marx.

 

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I've just had a few cross words with a man who lives 1 down and 2 across from me!

 

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Started reading the dictionary in bed last night.
Didn't finish it.
Got up to P.

 

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My wife and I got into an argument about which was the best vowel.
I lost.

 

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Alleged Sydney serial bird abductor receives stern court warning

A man with a history of abducting birds has been sternly warned by a magistrate to stay away from all anima...

www.9news.com.au

Haha 😂
Tom Quack 🦆

 

[diedpretty]

Rick was talking to his buddies and explaining that he couldn't go golfing because his wife wouldn't let him. His buddies gave him some ribbing about him being hen-pecked, and Rick slumped off home miserable.
Rick's friends arrive at the golf course later to find Rick already there with all his clubs. His friends were astonished and asked Rick how had he persuaded his wife to become so understanding.
"Well, it's like this explains Rick. "I went home and slouched down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows at not being able to join you guys. Then the misses snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said 'Surprise!' and when I looked, she was standing there in a beautiful, see-through negligee. She said 'carry me to the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want...' So here I am!!"

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Marriage is bliss

 

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Alleged Sydney serial bird abductor receives stern court warning

A man with a history of abducting birds has been sternly warned by a magistrate to stay away from all anima...

www.9news.com.au

Haha 😂
Tom Quack 🦆

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Some real mental health issues !