Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[Buttface]

I need to re-home a dog.
It's a small terrier and tends to bark a lot.
If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over my neighbour's fence and get it for you.

I got 3 of those going to good homes.
Ones doing it’s nuts now!

 

[tiger_one]

Make Christmas extra festive by sending your neighbours cards with notes like: To the guy with the loud bike — may your Christmas be truly awful. Then sign it as another neighbour you
can't stand.
‘Tis the season to stir the pot.

 

[tiger_one]

Just a reminder for Christmas this year... if your birth year starts with a 19, wrap your presents on a table and not the floor...

 

[tiger_one]

Can't wait to hear how kids discipline their kids someday:
"Bruh, what the sigma? If you keep acting sus, you're losing your phone, no cap. 6 7. Rizzzz."

 

[tiger_one]

I watched a UB40 tribute band called WD40.
They were a bit rusty at first, but got better as the evening went on.

 

[tiger_one]