mike
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@cairnstigers said in [Dad Humour](/post/1302959) said:
No, it was T'Mir that gave it to an unnamed business man in Pittsburgh from the Big Creek Manufacturing and Sales Co.
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No, it was T'Mir that gave it to an unnamed business man in Pittsburgh from the Big Creek Manufacturing and Sales Co.
Cairnstigers
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@mike said in [Dad Humour](/post/1302992) said:
Developed for N.A.S.A I believe
mike
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@cairnstigers said in [Dad Humour](/post/1303048) said:
If you are going to be serious the no. Invented by Swiss electrical engineer George de Mestral. The idea came to him after a walk in the Woods in 1941 when burdock seeds clung to his coat and dog. He patented it in 1950 and started manufacturing in the late 1950’s.
Cairnstigers
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@mike said in [Dad Humour](/post/1303057) said:
Yes I believe you are correct re the inventor
But also developed later by NASA for use in space craft
NASA STRAP
Meet the nylon VELCRO strap designed by NASA, made with its same exact original specifications. Same materials, same size and same stock number prints: the historical strap choice for your Speedmaster just like the astronauts who took it to the moon.
The most commonly known version of the NASA strap, the one we usually see on archive photos, is the extra long black version worn over the space suit. Originally in olive green, this is the shorter version of the Velcro strap designed to be worn inside the spaceship
mike
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A Genie granted me one wish, so I said "I just want to be happy."
Now I'm living in a cottage with six dwarves & working in a mine.
Now I'm living in a cottage with six dwarves & working in a mine.
Miss Collins,little Johnnys teacher addressed the class and asked that the pupils bring their assignment from last week up to her desk...
Every pupil did but Johnny....
Miss Collins asked Johnny where his assignment was,he replied that he didnt complete it because his Uncle got badly burned this week...
Miss Collins says,thats sad Johnny,so you can have an extension to complete it...
How badly burnt did your uncle get Johnny ??
Johnny replies..""they dont stuff around at them crematoriums'' Miss Collins...
Every pupil did but Johnny....
Miss Collins asked Johnny where his assignment was,he replied that he didnt complete it because his Uncle got badly burned this week...
Miss Collins says,thats sad Johnny,so you can have an extension to complete it...
How badly burnt did your uncle get Johnny ??
Johnny replies..""they dont stuff around at them crematoriums'' Miss Collins...
mike
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@truetiger said in [Dad Humour](/post/1303379) said:
A great Rodney Rude joke cleaned up for the forum.
mike
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I grilled a chicken for two hours today, but it still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed a road.
mike
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What do you say to all your single friends on Valentine's Day?
Happy Independence Day!
Happy Independence Day!
TillLindemann
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What's big, red, and eats rocks?
A big red rock-eater.
A big red rock-eater.
happy_tiger
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@mike said in [Dad Humour](/post/1303350) said:
But you became an expert in all things rugby league ....
mike
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Why did the M&M go to school ?
It wanted to be smartie....
It wanted to be smartie....
mike
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If womb is pronounced woom, then bomb should be pronounced BOOM !!!!!
happy_tiger
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@mike said in [Dad Humour](/post/1303956) said:
I think that one crashed and burned Mike
hank37w
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Blew up in his face.
rustycage
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@swordy said in [Dad Humour](/post/1304504) said:
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
mike
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Last night I dreamt that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I was like, 0MG
I was like, 0MG
