Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[mike]

The man who invented Velcro has died.
RIP.

That's funny?

Made me laugh!!

Russells post made me laugh more though.

Maybe Russell's dad invented Velcro

No, it was T'Mir that gave it to an unnamed business man in Pittsburgh from the Big Creek Manufacturing and Sales Co.

 

[Cairnstigers]

The man who invented Velcro has died.
RIP.

That's funny?

Made me laugh!!

Russells post made me laugh more though.

Maybe Russell's dad invented Velcro


No, it was T'Mir that gave it to an unnamed business man in Pittsburgh from the Big Creek Manufacturing and Sales Co.

Developed for N.A.S.A I believe

 

[mike]

The man who invented Velcro has died.
RIP.

That's funny?

Made me laugh!!

Russells post made me laugh more though.

Maybe Russell's dad invented Velcro


No, it was T'Mir that gave it to an unnamed business man in Pittsburgh from the Big Creek Manufacturing and Sales Co.

Developed for N.A.S.A I believe

If you are going to be serious the no. Invented by Swiss electrical engineer George de Mestral. The idea came to him after a walk in the Woods in 1941 when burdock seeds clung to his coat and dog. He patented it in 1950 and started manufacturing in the late 1950’s.

 

[Cairnstigers]

The man who invented Velcro has died.
RIP.

That's funny?

Made me laugh!!

Russells post made me laugh more though.

Maybe Russell's dad invented Velcro


No, it was T'Mir that gave it to an unnamed business man in Pittsburgh from the Big Creek Manufacturing and Sales Co.

Developed for N.A.S.A I believe

If you are going to be serious the no. Invented by Swiss electrical engineer George de Mestral. The idea came to him after a walk in the Woods in 1941 when burdock seeds clung to his coat and dog. He patented it in 1950 and started manufacturing in the late 1950’s.

Yes I believe you are correct re the inventor
But also developed later by NASA for use in space craft


NASA STRAP

 

Meet the nylon VELCRO strap designed by NASA, made with its same exact original specifications. Same materials, same size and same stock number prints: the historical strap choice for your Speedmaster just like the astronauts who took it to the moon. 

The most commonly known version of the NASA strap, the one we usually see on archive photos, is the extra long black version worn over the space suit. Originally in olive green, this is the shorter version of the Velcro strap designed to be worn inside the spaceship

 

[mike]

A Genie granted me one wish, so I said "I just want to be happy."

Now I'm living in a cottage with six dwarves & working in a mine.

 

[TrueTiger]

Miss Collins,little Johnnys teacher addressed the class and asked that the pupils bring their assignment from last week up to her desk...
Every pupil did but Johnny....
Miss Collins asked Johnny where his assignment was,he replied that he didnt complete it because his Uncle got badly burned this week...
Miss Collins says,thats sad Johnny,so you can have an extension to complete it...
How badly burnt did your uncle get Johnny ??
Johnny replies..""they dont stuff around at them crematoriums'' Miss Collins...

 

[mike]

Miss Collins,little Johnnys teacher addressed the class and asked that the pupils bring their assignment from last week up to her desk...
Every pupil did but Johnny....
Miss Collins asked Johnny where his assignment was,he replied that he didnt complete it because his Uncle got badly burned this week...
Miss Collins says,thats sad Johnny,so you can have an extension to complete it...
How badly burnt did your uncle get Johnny ??
Johnny replies..""they dont stuff around at them crematoriums'' Miss Collins...

A great Rodney Rude joke cleaned up for the forum.

 

[mike]

I grilled a chicken for two hours today, but it still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed a road.

 

[mike]

What do you say to all your single friends on Valentine's Day?
Happy Independence Day!

 

[TillLindemann]

What's big, red, and eats rocks?

A big red rock-eater.

 

[happy_tiger]

A Genie granted me one wish, so I said "I just want to be happy."

Now I'm living in a cottage with six dwarves & working in a mine.

But you became an expert in all things rugby league ....

 

[mike]

Why did the M&M go to school ?

It wanted to be smartie....

 

[mike]

If womb is pronounced woom, then bomb should be pronounced BOOM !!!!!

 

[happy_tiger]

If womb is pronounced woom, then bomb should be pronounced BOOM !!!!!

I think that one crashed and burned Mike

 

[hank37w]

Blew up in his face.

 

[tiger_one]

I played in a social mixed netball team in a league where you get to name your own team.
We called ourselves “BYE Round”.
So when our opponents read their weekly roster, they thought, “Sweet, we’ve got the week off.”

 

[Swordy]


 

[rustycage]


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[mike]

Last night I dreamt that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I was like, 0MG

 

[Swordy]

I was just looking through Seek.com and found a job add for a Mirror Cleaner. I thought you know what? I can really see myself doing that.