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Things that make you laugh!! 😂
- Thread starter Tigerlily
- Start date
When does a joke become a dad joke ?
When it leaves and never comes back.
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When it leaves and never comes back.
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mike
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@demps said in [Dad Humour](/post/1364670) said:
Childhood trauma?
@mike said in [Dad Humour](/post/1364978) said:
Issa joke brother.
Not relevant to me but funny nonetheless.
twentyforty
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**A lawyer is cross-examining a doctor on the stand.**
Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
Doctor: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
Doctor: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”
Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
Doctor: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
Doctor: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”
mike
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@twentyforty said in [Dad Humour](/post/1370344) said:
A classic
mike
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I don't understand why Electricians are not called Power Rangers !!!
hank37w
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@twentyforty said in [Dad Humour](/post/1370344) said:
I think that's actually a true story.
twentyforty
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@hank37w said in [Dad Humour](/post/1372130) said:
Yeh, it could be, it’s been around for years. I swear some of our players could qualify as practising lawyers. After getting their gear on , leaving their brains in the shed.
hank37w
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@twentyforty said in [Dad Humour](/post/1372406) said:
Looks to me like Andrew Fafita and Villiame Kikau must have their law degrees because they've got their wigs on already.
twentyforty
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@tiger_one said in [Dad Humour](/post/1372421) said:
Boom boom!! No relation I take it?
Tiger_Fanatic3
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George Williams: "I'm homesick", i just don't know what to do.
The welfare manager: We suggest you go doctor tomorrow.
The welfare manager: We suggest you go doctor tomorrow.
mike
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Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 22nd time.
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