Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[happy_tiger]

What is a pirates response if he is unsure of an answer

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHR

 

[happy_tiger]

What is a Pirates favourite food ........Ahhhhhhhhtichokes

 

[happy_tiger]

Where do Pirates like to holiday ...............Ahhhhhhhhgentina

 

[happy_tiger]

What do Pirates think of the WT's board Ahhhhhse...sorry can't do that one

 

[WT2K]

I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night.

I'm in the hospital now, waiting to be seen.

 

[tiger_one]

Just ordered 1000kg of Chinese soup!
It's won ton actually

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]


 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

How do you deal with a sad astronaut?

Just give them some space.

 

[WT2K]

My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?” So I took her to dinner and a movie...

Then dropped her off at her parents’ house.

 

[BZN]

My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?” So I took her to dinner and a movie...

Then dropped her off at her parents’ house.

:joy: :joy: :joy: smart fella.

 

[Elderslie_Tiger]


 

[FinestTigers]


 

[Merlot]

covid jokes.to all the wifes wanting their husbands at home,still a good idea

 

[hank37w]


That didn't deserve a down vote, must have been your Mrs.

 

[WT2K]

My partner asked me if I could stop singing Wonderwall

I said maybe.

 

[hank37w]

My partner asked me if I could stop singing Wonderwall

I said maybe.

What's the Story.

 

[FinestTigers]

@finesttigers said in [Dad Humour])

That didn't deserve a down vote, must have been your Mrs.

You were almost correct @hank37w , but it's actually more than that it's the mother-in-law.

 

[mike]

Sorry to advise you that my origami business has just folded.

 

[tiger_one]

Due apology to champion @mike - your last joke reminded me of this one:

In a recent poll, 80% of Japanese women admitted to having faked origami.

 

[WT2K]

My favourite piece of furniture is my reclining chair, we go back a long way