Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[mike]

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from the mouth to the stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. Women blink twice as much as men do. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The women have finished reading this message. The men are still looking at their thumbs.

 

[Merlot]

Toovey just said that the Ref said,ok ball boy you can take the ball off now,Toove's replied ,no sir,im the captain

 

[mike]

"Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!"
"Sorry, it was ground this morning."

 

[happy_tiger]

What’s the hardest thing about buying a new boomerang

Throwing the old one away

You stole mine from a week ago ...

 

[tiger_one]

Can February March?
No, but April May!

 

[tiger_one]

Dead Penguins - I never knew this!

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
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"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
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[mike]

What do engineers use for birth control?
Their personalities.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

What’s the hardest thing about buying a new boomerang

Throwing the old one away

You stole mine from a week ago ...

Ya kidding haha

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Two Irish couples decide to swap partners for the night ..

After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says: “I wonder how the girls are getting on" ..

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

I've started telling people about the benefits of dried grapes ..

"It's all about raisin awareness" ..

 

[hank37w]

Two Irish couples decide to swap partners for the night ..

After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says: “I wonder how the girls are getting on" ..

An oldy but a goody, but it needs to be told with an Irish accent which is when it is hilarious.

 

[mike]

You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife's birthday.

 

[hugggarz]

I was once in a relationship with a girl who collected magazines.
However, it didn't last long due to all her issues.

 

[happy_tiger]

A man meets a woman in a bar

She says "my name is Carmen , I like Cars and I like Men "

He thinks for a second and says "my name is BJ Golf "

 

[FinestTigers]


 

[mike]

To measure puns properly, use a sighsmograph.

 

[WT2K]


 

[tiger_one]

The shortest sentence in the English language: I am.
The longest: I do.

 

[FinestTigers]

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[FinestTigers]

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