Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[TrueTiger]

CT ..I have enjoyed the fun tonight and it made me a lot less uptight about my worries...thanks mate..

All good mate
We all need to have a little fun
It's what will get us all through the tough times ahead

Sure will mate...it just goes to show you that as good aussie people we can have great fun without even knowing each other and respect each other for the people we are...cheers buddy..

 

[TrueTiger]

Happy
What do you think True Tigers name is when he cross dresses

I'm thinking "Real Whiskers"

No I shave so I don't protrude through my panty hose....and Im known as "sparkling pink"

Found you

Did you have to go through your old Mardie Gras album to find it..

No mate
Don't have one
I looked up True Tiger Facebook page

I don't have facebook...but I bet you just made me famous...thanks for that you &%$&

Wouldn't that be funny

I have a real funny story similar to that about a good friend
Big guy who owns a gym called Iron Strength and runs a powerlifting comp up here
He attends national comps
His girlfriend found his picture being used on some gay website in the USA
He told me and I couldn't stop laughing
I never let him live it down

Geez I wonder how he justified it to his girl...the old please explain..or was she understanding..

 

[TrueTiger]

True Tiger is driving his brand new Mack Superliner truck with latest state of the art Sleeper cabin
As he drives down the Hwy near Gladstone He sees 3 best mates hitchhiking together trying to get a lift down south
True Tiger the nice bloke he is decided to pull up his truck and give these guys a lift
As the guys hop into True Tigers beautiful new truck they introduce themselves one by one
The 1st guy hops in a says thanks mate my name is Happy
The 2nd guy hops in and says thanks for the lift my name is Hobbo
Finally the last guy hops is and says my name is Geo
Geo shuts the door and all 4 guys are sitting on the front seat driving down the Hwy
All of a sudden a monkey comes out of the sleeper cabin and pulls down the True Tigers fly and proceeds to give him oral pleasure
After the monkey finishes True Tiger punches and kicks the monkey and tells him to get back into the sleeper cabin
Happy Hobbo and Geo are shocked by this
A few minutes later True Tiger turns to the 3 guys and asks if they would like a turn
Happy Hobby and Geo get into a little huddle to discuss
After a few minutes the True Tiger asks, Well what's you answer
Happy pipes up and says, Yes but please don't punch us so hard

This is the truck

That was a ripper ...coffee just went everywhere lol

Run out of bourbon mate
I hope no one gets offended with my humour

No offence taken ….it has been a laugh...even at my expense...but wait,theres a long way to go yet...

 

[Tigerlily]

Queensland closing the boarder will increase the rate of in breeding


They look more like Victorians...

 

[cochise]

Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

Us QLD men don't go to brothels as we are all good looking and the women chase us
Nsw men need to pay because they can't get any
Now the boarders are closed our brothels will go broke because you guys aren't allowed in

Except this is the quality that is chasing you!


 

[jadtiger]

Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

Us QLD men don't go to brothels as we are all good looking and the women chase us
Nsw men need to pay because they can't get any
Now the boarders are closed our brothels will go broke because you guys aren't allowed in

Except this is the quality that is chasing you!


This from the state that also gives you Hanson and Dutton.Stay classy QLD

 

[Cairnstigers]

Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

Us QLD men don't go to brothels as we are all good looking and the women chase us
Nsw men need to pay because they can't get any
Now the boarders are closed our brothels will go broke because you guys aren't allowed in

Except this is the quality that is chasing you!


Is that you in the blue jeans
I see your knees

 

[cochise]

Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

Us QLD men don't go to brothels as we are all good looking and the women chase us
Nsw men need to pay because they can't get any
Now the boarders are closed our brothels will go broke because you guys aren't allowed in

Except this is the quality that is chasing you!


Is that you in the blue jeans
I see your knees

Could be, as you can notice I mustn't be a Queenslander because she isn't chasing me!

 

[BZN]

INTERMISSION FELLAS.....just going to say I have really enjoyed the banter tonight...it is really a bit of a release from all the crap that has been bestowed on us...love you all...

play on fellas.....

Your not the only one that enjoyed the much needed at this time of CV & us banter @TrueTiger.
I can just imagine yourself along with @Cairnstigers and
@happy_tiger appearing on Hey Hey It's Saturday red faces all dressed as "sparkling pink.
Without doubt you would have won all the chooks on chook lotto as well.

 

[TrueTiger]

INTERMISSION FELLAS.....just going to say I have really enjoyed the banter tonight...it is really a bit of a release from all the crap that has been bestowed on us...love you all...

play on fellas.....

Your not the only one that enjoyed the much needed at this time of CV & us banter @TrueTiger.
I can just imagine yourself along with @Cairnstigers and
@happy_tiger appearing on Hey Hey It's Saturday red faces all dressed as "sparkling pink.
Without doubt you would have won all the chooks on chook lotto as well.

Yeah Magpies Im sure I would be a standout....sparkling pink...geez I better stop drinking when Im online with these rats late at night...but they are fun and its only a bit of lighthearted banter to help each other relax a bit..

 

[TheDaBoss]

Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

Us QLD men don't go to brothels as we are all good looking and the women chase us
Nsw men need to pay because they can't get any
Now the boarders are closed our brothels will go broke because you guys aren't allowed in

Except this is the quality that is chasing you!


Is that you in the blue jeans
I see your knees

ah yes i do see why

the guy is taking a crap because QLD is sh........... shocking

 

[Cairnstigers]

INTERMISSION FELLAS.....just going to say I have really enjoyed the banter tonight...it is really a bit of a release from all the crap that has been bestowed on us...love you all...

play on fellas.....

Your not the only one that enjoyed the much needed at this time of CV & us banter @TrueTiger.
I can just imagine yourself along with @Cairnstigers and
@happy_tiger appearing on Hey Hey It's Saturday red faces all dressed as "sparkling pink.
Without doubt you would have won all the chooks on chook lotto as well.

Thanks for the kind words Magpie
I dug through some old photos and found one of you
I thought it would be nice for others to see what you look like

 

[hobbo1]

I found a picture of @Cairnstigers and
@happy_tiger


Happy is the one at the front !

 

[Cairnstigers]

Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

Us QLD men don't go to brothels as we are all good looking and the women chase us
Nsw men need to pay because they can't get any
Now the boarders are closed our brothels will go broke because you guys aren't allowed in

Except this is the quality that is chasing you!


This is a photo of an auction in the SFS
There were 4 women up for offer
You were the 1st winning bid
3 more to go

 

[Cairnstigers]

I found a picture of @Cairnstigers and
@happy_tiger


Happy is the one at the front !

Love him
I mean love it

 

[Cairnstigers]

Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

Us QLD men don't go to brothels as we are all good looking and the women chase us
Nsw men need to pay because they can't get any
Now the boarders are closed our brothels will go broke because you guys aren't allowed in

Except this is the quality that is chasing you!


This is a photo of an auction in the SFS
There were 4 women up for offer
You were the 1st winning bid
3 more to go

And before anyone gets their knickers in a knot it was a charity auction
So QLD sent some average women down to Sydney to help with the appeal
See the ones in Maroon below


Cochise's reaction
And yes he is dribbling

 

[Cairnstigers]

I found a picture of @Cairnstigers and
@happy_tiger


Happy is the one at the front !

I remember It well
I had to teach you how to use the Camera Hobbo

 

[BZN]

INTERMISSION FELLAS.....just going to say I have really enjoyed the banter tonight...it is really a bit of a release from all the crap that has been bestowed on us...love you all...

play on fellas.....

Your not the only one that enjoyed the much needed at this time of CV & us banter @TrueTiger.
I can just imagine yourself along with @Cairnstigers and
@happy_tiger appearing on Hey Hey It's Saturday red faces all dressed as "sparkling pink.
Without doubt you would have won all the chooks on chook lotto as well.

Thanks for the kind words Magpie
I dug through some old photos and found one of you
I thought it would be nice for others to see what you look like

NO!!! that's not me @Cairnstigers.
That's my twin brother.
We aren't identical twins, so he is much better lookin than me.

 

[TrueTiger]

I found a picture of @Cairnstigers and
@happy_tiger


Happy is the one at the front !

Love him
I mean love it

You should have left the old muscket,banjo and possum fur hats in the picture so that everyone can understand what a true Qlders life is like...:lipstick:

 

[TrueTiger]

INTERMISSION FELLAS.....just going to say I have really enjoyed the banter tonight...it is really a bit of a release from all the crap that has been bestowed on us...love you all...

play on fellas.....

Your not the only one that enjoyed the much needed at this time of CV & us banter @TrueTiger.
I can just imagine yourself along with @Cairnstigers and
@happy_tiger appearing on Hey Hey It's Saturday red faces all dressed as "sparkling pink.
Without doubt you would have won all the chooks on chook lotto as well.

Thanks for the kind words Magpie
I dug through some old photos and found one of you
I thought it would be nice for others to see what you look like

NO!!! that's not me @Cairnstigers.
That's my twin brother.
We aren't identical twins, so he is much better lookin than me.

I think that's smoking gun..his misquotes have really aged him...