Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[Harvey]

What did the drummer call his twin daughters...
Anna 1 Anna 2

Reminds me of the Mexican firefighter who had twin boys.

He named the first one Jose.

The 2nd was hose B.

 

[tiger_one]

The owner of the local cinema passed away,
His funeral will be at 2.00, 4,30, and 10,00.

 

[mike]

I was so lonely during Covid I developed multiple personalities to keep myself company

 

[cochise]

I was so lonely during Covid I developed multiple personalities to keep myself company

Even my multiple personalities dislike me.

 

[tiger_one]

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
All they said was, "bach, bach, bach."

 

[Tiger_Steve]

I was so lonely during Covid I developed multiple personalities to keep myself company

Even my multiple personalities dislike me.

You need to watch or read Primal Fear

 

[cochise]

I was so lonely during Covid I developed multiple personalities to keep myself company

Even my multiple personalities dislike me.

You need to watch or read Primal Fear

I've seen the movie

 

[tiger_one]

A chicken and an egg walk into a bar.
The barman says, “Who’s first?”

 

[mike]


 

[tiger_one]

Dogs can't operate M.R.I. machines, but cats can.

 

[tiger_one]

When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.

 

[mike]

Last night my misses asked me if I’ve seen the dog bowl. I said “ to be honest I didn’t know he played cricket’.

 

[happy_tiger]

Last night my misses asked me if I’ve seen the dog bowl. I said “ to be honest I didn’t know he played cricket’.

The Mutt has a suspect action ......lolololololololol

 

[happy_tiger]

My brother was walking around attempting to catch something in between his thumb and forefinger

I asked him what he doing ....he said he was catching zippees

I asked him what a zippee was ...he said he didn't know ...he hadn't caught one yet

 

[BZN]

I was so lonely during Covid I developed multiple personalities to keep myself company

Even my multiple personalities dislike me.

:anguished: :hugging_face: :relieved:

 

[cochise]

I was so lonely during Covid I developed multiple personalities to keep myself company

Even my multiple personalities dislike me.

:anguished: :hugging_face: :relieved:

Wow you just put up emojis for 3 of my personalites.

 

[BZN]

I was so lonely during Covid I developed multiple personalities to keep myself company

Even my multiple personalities dislike me.

:anguished: :hugging_face: :relieved:

Wow you just put up emojis for 3 of my personalites.

Yeah....but at least the 2nd and 3rd emojis like you enough to be happy to give you a cuddle.

 

[cochise]

I was so lonely during Covid I developed multiple personalities to keep myself company

Even my multiple personalities dislike me.

:anguished: :hugging_face: :relieved:

Wow you just put up emojis for 3 of my personalites.

Yeah....but at least the 2nd and 3rd emojis like you enough to be happy to give you a cuddle.

No they like each other and asked me to leave the share house.

 

[BZN]

I was so lonely during Covid I developed multiple personalities to keep myself company

Even my multiple personalities dislike me.

:anguished: :hugging_face: :relieved:

Wow you just put up emojis for 3 of my personalites.

Yeah....but at least the 2nd and 3rd emojis like you enough to be happy to give you a cuddle.

No they like each other and asked me to leave the share house.

HaHaHa...you're funny young Mr @cochise.
Time for my beddie byes now, good night.

 

[Harvey]

What did the drummer call his twin daughters...
Anna 1 Anna 2

Reminds me of the Mexican firefighter who had twin boys.

He named the first one Jose.

The 2nd was hose B.

Pinched this one from family guy.

The bloke above’s brother also had twin boys.

He called the first one Juan.

The 2nd was called Two.