Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[mike]

What has four letters, occasionally has twelve letters, always has six letters, but never has five letters.

 

[TCL]

What has four letters, occasionally has twelve letters, always has six letters, but never has five letters.

What, occasionally, always and never.

 

[BZN]

What has four letters, occasionally has twelve letters, always has six letters, but never has five letters.

:clap: :clap: :clap: I had to read TCL's post to find the answer though.

 

[tiger_one]

What has four letters, occasionally has twelve letters, always has six letters, but never has five letters.

:clap: :clap: :clap: I had to read TCL's post to find the answer though.

#me2

 

[mike]

What has four letters, occasionally has twelve letters, always has six letters, but never has five letters.

What, occasionally, always and never.

Well done @TCL

 

[TrueTiger]

Hobbo asked Happy how life is going at home....

Happy replys...livin the dream....taking a bale of hay to bed to feed the nightmare...

 

[Merlot]

Wot up yo-yos lol

 

[tiger_one]

Newsflash:
Local man addicted to brake fluid says he can stop anytime he wants.

 

[mike]

You know what has bright ideas? Lamps.

 

[mike]

What do you call a cow spying on another cow?
A steak out.

 

[Merlot]

what did1 cow say 2 the other after 2 cow went moo,bugger,i was just about to say that

 

[tiger_one]

Have you ever tried blind-folded archery?
You really don't know what you're missing!

 

[tiger_one]

What do you call a fish with four eyes?

Fiiiish!

 

[TheDaBoss]

Fun fact, the mortal kombat theme song was based off a old Scandinavian church tune....




It was a Finnish Hymn

 

[tiger_one]

I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles and now I'm experiencing constant vowel movements.
The next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

 

[tiger_one]

Landlord: We're putting you in Apartment 2B. Any questions?
Hamlet: No, not anymore.

 

[tiger_one]

Breaking News:
Sad news from the Nestles factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a pallet of chocolate that had fallen 10 metres from shelving above. He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me" his workmates just cheered.

 

[Elderslie_Tiger]

Breaking News:
Sad news from the Nestles factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a pallet of chocolate that had fallen 10 metres from shelving above. He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me" his workmates just cheered.

Oh Dear😂😂😂

 

[mike]

First rule of Thesaurus Club: You do not talk, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, or converse about Thesaurus Club.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

I recently just brought my new pet puppy home and somehow named it mayo ..
But sometimes mayo neighs for long ..