Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

Asked a stray cat if it could speak.
It replied, "Me? How?"

 

[tiger_one]

I was attacked by 1,3,5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me.

 

[Geo]

This is too good to pass up!

Greta Thunberg urged the Chinese to stop using their traditional sticks to eat with while saving hundreds of trees. The Chinese advised Greta Thunberg to return to school, where she learns that the sticks are made of bamboo, and that bamboo is a plant, not a tree. The Chinese also called her to tell her to stop wiping her butt with toilet paper because it's actually made of trees!

 

[Swordy]

So what if I can't spell Armagedon. It's not the end of the world!!!!

 

[FinestTigers]

Climate change concerns will be a thing of the past if everyone had one these new Hybrid vehicles, they are much more cheaper and they are certainly not reliant on volatile petrol prices or elec. Power plants.


 

[tiger_scott]

What ratio is cowpower to horsepower? 0.7:1?

Great picture though. The driver can't be tall or he'd struggle to fit.

 

[TCL]

Climate change concerns will be a thing of the past if everyone had one these new Hybrid vehicles, they are much more cheaper and they are certainly not reliant on volatile petrol prices or elec. Power plants.


Is that what you call prime moover

 

[FinestTigers]

Climate change concerns will be a thing of the past if everyone had one these new Hybrid vehicles, they are much more cheaper and they are certainly not reliant on volatile petrol prices or elec. Power plants.


Is that what you call prime moover

It sure is mate, and look a Hybrid taxi version, I hope that Scomo is seeing these latest inventions in transport.


 

[tigerballs]

Climate change concerns will be a thing of the past if everyone had one these new Hybrid vehicles, they are much more cheaper and they are certainly not reliant on volatile petrol prices or elec. Power plants.


Is that what you call prime moover

That's even bad for this thread...

 

[tigerballs]

Climate change concerns will be a thing of the past if everyone had one these new Hybrid vehicles, they are much more cheaper and they are certainly not reliant on volatile petrol prices or elec. Power plants.


I just want to know why?

 

[tigerballs]

Teacher says "give me a sentence with the word contagious".

Jenny says" Daddy came home with Covid and Mummy said to stay away from Daddy because he was contagious. Very good Jenny, what about you Johnny?

Johnny says The neighbour was painting his fence with a 1" brush and dad said "that's going to take that contagious...."

 

[hank37w]

What a cracker. That just made my day.

 

[Cobarcats]

Teacher says "give me a sentence with the word contagious".

Jenny says" Daddy came home with Covid and Mummy said to stay away from Daddy because he was contagious. Very good Jenny, what about you Johnny?

Johnny says The neighbour was painting his fence with a 1" brush and dad said "that's going to take that contagious...."

I heard the same about a coke delivery truck and all the bottles strewn all over the road,
I'm glad you censored your version, very funny little Johnny joke.

 

[tigerballs]

What kind of bees make milk?

Boobees.

 

[Geo]

It was Father/Daughter go to work day..

After a while Polly started to cry

Dad asked Polly what the matter was.

Polly replied . Where are all the clowns you said you worked with..

 

[tiger_one]

I've got a German friend who's a sound technician.
I've got a Czech one too.
Czech one too.

 

[Swordy]

I've got a German friend who's a sound technician.
I've got a Czech one too.
Czech one too.

Oh my....the standard is getting lower and lower....ITS FANTASTIC 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Swordy]

My therapist says I have a preoccupation for revenge. We’ll see about that.....

 

[tiger_one]

David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a beer.
The bartender said: “It’s a pleasure to serve you Mr. Hasselhoff.”
“Just call me Hoff,” said the actor.
“Sure,” said the bartender. “No hassle.”

 

[tiger_one]

I've just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi.
It's brilliant.
It comes with Aldi Kings Horses and Aldi Kings Men.