Jolls
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An Octopus goes into a bar and says: "I can play any musical instrument going!"
Someone gives him a guitar and he starts to play like Jimi Hendrix.
The bartender motions to the piano, which he sits in front of and promptly starts playing, better than Elton John.
A Scotsman tosses him a set of Bagpipes. The Octopus fumbles around for a couple of minutes.
The Scotsman says "what's wrong...can ye' not play it?"
The Octopus says: "Play it!?! I'm gonna' screw her brains out once I figure out how to get her pajamas off!"
Someone gives him a guitar and he starts to play like Jimi Hendrix.
The bartender motions to the piano, which he sits in front of and promptly starts playing, better than Elton John.
A Scotsman tosses him a set of Bagpipes. The Octopus fumbles around for a couple of minutes.
The Scotsman says "what's wrong...can ye' not play it?"
The Octopus says: "Play it!?! I'm gonna' screw her brains out once I figure out how to get her pajamas off!"