Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[Bula]

 

[tiger_one]

Cat Stevens is in therapy.
CS: "I'm being followed by a moon shadow."
Therapist: "Moonshadow?"
CS: "Moonshadow."

 

[tiger_one]

I gave up drinking and ate noodles instead.
I've been soba for six months now.

 

[cktiger]

Turns out that “If you were a fart I’d clench my cheeks so hard to never let you go” isn’t a good pick up line after all.

 

[tiger_one]

It was so cold yesterday my computer froze.
My own fault though, I left too many windows open.

 

[tiger_one]

˙pɹɐoqʎǝʞ dɐǝɥɔ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ s,ʇɐɥʇ

 

[Suzie-Q]

From Miss 6 in my class:
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!

 

[tiger_one]

I went to the doctor and said I've got ear ache, inflamed sinuses, conjunctivitis and headaches, but he was dismissive.
He told me, “It’s all in your head.”

 

[tiger_one]

How will the second shot go in this frame of snooker?
Find out after the break.

 

[tiger_one]

It's a pity that The Beatles didn't make the submarine in that song green.
That would have been sublime.

 

[cktiger]

Neil Armstong was interviewed by Ray Martin on the current affairs program " This day Tonight "....
" Neil , you would have to be the most famous bloke on the planet, there would hardly be a person alive who did not know of you, we all sat glued to our television sets as you stepped from the lunar module and uttered those unforgettable words, but Neil just towards the end, the picture went all fuzzy and we missed the last little bit "....
" Yes Ray, i remember saying " One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, and a most wonderful day for Hector Grubby "....
" Pardon the intrusion Neil, but who the hell is Hector Grubby "..??
" Well Ray, most of you will know that my father passed away when i was quite young, and my mother became very close friends with Hector.....One night while i was drifting off to sleep , i heard Mum and Hector in the next room".......
" I heard my Mother say, " Hector, that little kid in the adjacent room is gunna have to walk on the moon before I will ever put that thing in my mouth "..

 

[Merlot]

had a vision,a crow told me my Aunty died,2days later hit by a bus
week later,a vision,crow told me my Father died
fear got the better,Dad Dad had a vision,he was mortified
woke up worried ,left 4 work with the weight of the world on his shoulders
O no,hope he wont worry him self 2 this,should have not spoke
Dad made it home,told Mum it was 1 of the worst days of his life
Mum said,you think your day was bad,said she heard a knock at the door,opened it ,the milk man fell dead at her feet
from memory his name was Hector

 

[tiger_one]

Shortest sentence recorded: "I am."
Longest sentence recorded: "I do."

 

[Pineapple Juice]

Fitting that our record this year was 4 20

 

[tiger_one]

Fitting that our record this year was 4 20

 

[jadtiger]

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They are a terrible pie as well imho so it is extremely fitting

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

YouTube has censored the word phuque in this scene. It's offensive. People will be offended. Scene ain't funny anymore. Apologies.

 

[Lauren]

 

[Bula]