Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

A man asked his phone: "Siri, why am I so bad at talking to women?"
She replied: "I'm Alexa, you idiot."

 

[Lauren]

 

[tiger_one]

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

 

[tiger_one]

The local police have asked me to come for an interview.
I don't even remember applying for a job there.

 

[tiger_one]

Once, in a Moscow hotel, I was stung by what I thought at the time was a dodgy looking wasp.
Although now I suspect it was the cagey bee.

 

[tiger_one]

If a plant is sad, do other plants photosympathise with it?

 

[tiger_one]

Why was the mathematician late for work?
He took the rhombus.

 

[tiger_one]

My wife hates how I always pretend we are on walkie-talkies.
Wife: "Our relationship is over."
Me: "Our relationship is what? Over."

 

[tiger_one]

I'm on a whiskey diet.
I've lost three days so far.

 

[rah53]

Why did I receive an email about Taylor Swift?? What does a popstar have to do with this club that I have to receive an email about a concert??

 

[tiger_one]

Don’t go to a school reunion.
There’ll be a lot of old people there claiming to be your classmates.

 

[hank37w]

 

[tiger_one]

There was a fire at the yodeling school.
Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.

 

[tiger_one]

Tomorrow my son and I are getting new glasses.
And after that?
We'll see.

 

[tiger_one]

What's the difference between an Indian and an African Elephant?
One of them is an elephant.

 

[tiger_one]

Normal cat: Meow.
Texan cat. Meowdy.

 

[Halbrowne61]

Have you ever tried archery blindfolded ?

You don’t know what you’re missing !

 

[tiger_one]

I was grilling a chicken at lunchtime.
"Right, I'll ask you one more time. Why did you cross the road?"

 

[tiger_one]

My brother is dating a girl called Rosemary.
I don't know what he season her.

 

[Demps]

My brother is dating a girl called Rosemary.
I don't know what he season her.

My brother dates her also.
Sees her all the thyme