Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

What is the difference between a relationship and a video game?

They both start off fun and easy, then get a litter harder. If you make it to the end without breaking, everyone is shocked.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Why do wives use twice as many words as their husbands?

Because they always have to repeat themselves.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Not to mention your bill this summer.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

If you want to change the world, do it while you’re single.

Once you’re married, it’s a beg you can’t even change the tv channel without permission.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Maybe for you

 

[tiger_one]

I love going outdoors.
It's much safer than going out windows.

 

[innsaneink]

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[tiger_one]

Why is the Christmas alphabet different?
There's Noel.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Evening news is where they begin with “Good evening,” and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Why are chemists great at solving problems? Because they have all of the solutions!

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

A man walks into a bar, and it's empty .. it's just him and the bartender. He sits down and orders a drink.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before the problems start!" He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, "Give me a beer before the problems start!"

The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, "When are you going to pay for these beers?"

The man answers, "Now the problems start!"

 

[tiger_one]

I once swallowed a book of synonyms.
It’s given me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.

 

[tiger_one]

What's the worst thing about ancient history class?
The teachers tend to Babylon.

 

[tiger_one]

Vegans need to stop judging each other's food choices.
The last thing we want is another spinach inquisition.

 

[TopTiger]

My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl, I said I didn't know he could.

 

[TopTiger]

Someone took my anti-depressant pills, I hope they are happy.

 

[tiger_one]

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.

One asks, ‘What’s your favorite kind of music?’

The other replies,

‘I’m a big metal fan.’