Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[gallagher]

What is Mike Tyson’s favorite holiday?

Boxing day!

Not Chew Ears Eve?

 

[tiger_one]

My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?"
I said, "Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!"

 

[TopTiger]

I was driving yesterday through a school zone and I noticed a sign, "Watch for Children", now I thought to myself that's a fair trade.

 

[tiger_one]

What is Beethoven doing now?
De-composing.

 

[TopTiger]

Most people are shocked that I am not a qualified electrician.

 

[TopTiger]

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

 

[tiger_one]

What pronouns does a non binary barn owl use?
Who/who

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring."

Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

A man invited a woman over to his home for a seven-course meal. "That's lovely," she said. "What are we going to have?"

He said, "A hot dog and a six-pack of beer."

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

I said, "I love you so much. I could never live without you."

My wife giggled and asked,
"Is that you talking or the beer?"

I explained, "It's me talking to the beer."

 

[tiger_one]

2023 was an odd year.
2024 should even it out.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

They insulted Barbie.......... Cruel.....

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/awards/golden-globes/all-this-years-golden-globes-ceremony-highlights/news-story/bc8e7ce6f2916d0bc147f4f76742e363

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Everyone told Sam not to sing

But Samsung anyway

 

[tiger_one]

The man who invented human cloning died.
The mourners were beside themselves with grief.

 

[Demps]

 

[Winston Churchill]

Too soon to say the sacking of Fulton?

 

[TopTiger]

The drummer in my band just had twin girls, he named them Anna 1 Anna 2.

 

[tiger_one]

I keep trying to forget about 80s music.
But there is always something there to remind me.

 

[jadtiger]

I keep trying to forget about 80s music.
But there is always something there to remind me.

That song takes me back to the 60's

 

[tiger_one]

That song takes me back to the 60's

Maybe you're right there .......... what's a decade or two between friends?