Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

Went to Doctor and said I keep singing Delilah.
The doctor said "It's Tom Jones Syndrome".
I asked "Is it common?"
He said, "It's Not Unusual"...

 

[tiger_one]

I used to date a gorgeous woman who had a skin rash.
She was a sight for psoriasis.

 

[tiger_one]

A gingerbread man went to the doctor complaining of a sore knee.
"A sore knee," says the doctor "Have you tried icing it?"

 

[tiger_one]

Some cause happiness wherever they go.
Others, whenever they go.

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[tiger_one]

I come from a family of failed magicians.
I have 2 half-sisters.

 

[Tigerdazz2]

Hear No Evil See No Evil with Richard Pryor as a blind man & Gene Wilder as a deaf man......many funny scenes, two of my favourites:
Gene Wilder's lip reading gone wrong when the senior cop asked him if he saw a woman at the crime scene and he replies "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?"
And the other when a professor is called in to the interview and tells the head cop and he says they have the Mens rea (The legal terms, literal translation from Latin is "guilty mind.") to commit the crime where Wilder starts panicking & crying thinking it's a sexually transmitted disease or even something terminal.
Hilarious!! 🤣

 

[Tigerdazz2]

Hear No Evil See No Evil with Richard Pryor as a blind man & Gene Wilder as a deaf man......many funny scenes, two of my favourites:
Gene Wilder's lip reading gone wrong when the senior cop asked him if he saw a woman at the crime scene and he replies "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?"
And the other when a professor is called in to the interview and tells the head cop and he says they have the Mens rea (The legal terms, literal translation from Latin is "guilty mind.") to commit the crime where Wilder starts panicking & crying thinking it's a sexually transmitted disease or even something terminal.
Hilarious!! 🤣

 

[Jux]

That last Newcastle try.

 

[Bula]

 

[tiger_one]

My friend said he didn't understand cloning.
I said "That makes two of us."

 

[Suzie-Q]

Oh @tiger_one no matter how miserable I'm feeling after another rubbish game, avoiding going on Facebook to see the sledges from my friends who follow good teams, I can always come to this thread and have a chuckle! Thank you ❤️

Happy Monday, fellow forummers!

 

[tiger_one]

The world tongue twister champion just went to court.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.

 

[tiger_one]

What happens when you have a bladder infection?
Urine trouble.

 

[tiger_one]

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[Bula]

 

[Kaito]