Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

Velcro.
What a rip off.

 

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They told me I have Type A blood but now I'm worried it might be a Type O.

 

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A lorry loaded with billiard balls overturned on the M2 this morning.
The driver has been placed under a rest .
Cues expected.

 

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I'm in the bad books again!
I got my wife some lorry oil for her birthday.
Apparently it should have been L'Oreal ....

 

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My sandwich toaster plays Elvis songs.
It's a Breville in disguise.

 

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[diedpretty]

I have been putting on a bit of weight lately so i decided to get back in to running. I run every day for 30 minutes. If i miss a day i add 30 minutes to the next day. This really has been a game changer. Tomorrow i'm supposed to run for 3 weeks.

 

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[tiger_one]

My friends sister wanted to marry a postman but her parents wouldn’t letter.

 

[tiger_one]

In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him.
To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.

 

[tiger_one]

I decided to stop eating natural foods when I learned that many people were dying from natural causes.

 

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My friend Jay had twin girls.
He wanted to name them after him.
I suggested Kaye and Elle.