The General Managers of Cascade Brewery, Tooheys, XXXX, CUB and Coopers were at a national beer conference.
They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they want to drink.
The General Manager of XXXX says without hesitation, "I'll have a XXXX Gold."
The General Manager of Coopers proudly says, "I'll have a Coopers, the King of Beers."
The bloke from CUB says, "I'll have a Victoria Bitter, the best cold beer."
The bloke from Cascade says, "I'll have a Cascade, the cleanest draught on the planet."
The General Manager from Tooheys glances at his lunch mates and says, "I'll have a Diet Coke."
The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head.
He just shrugs and says, "Well if you #######s aren't drinking beer, then neither will I."
