Alex Twal #206

@pj said in [Alex Twal](/post/1520163) said:
@hammertime said in [Alex Twal](/post/1520114) said:
@gnr4life said in [Alex Twal](/post/1519920) said:
I’m no oil painting, but he’d be top 5 as far as ugliest players in the game goes.

You reckon? Doing pretty well for an "ugly" lad.

![5b67835b-c8bf-469a-8e6e-00120046f4ab-image.png](/assets/uploads/files/1641453568530-5b67835b-c8bf-469a-8e6e-00120046f4ab-image.png)

Might have something to do with the elephant trunk he's packing too ??

As they say batting above is average.
should have her sitting behind the posts he might score a try one year. Average player in attack nil off load but modelled his game around D. Must have cuaght her attention with that elephant after the nudie run at end of season for tryless.
 
@tigerbuck63 said in [Alex Twal](/post/1520908) said:
@pj said in [Alex Twal](/post/1520163) said:
@hammertime said in [Alex Twal](/post/1520114) said:
@gnr4life said in [Alex Twal](/post/1519920) said:
I’m no oil painting, but he’d be top 5 as far as ugliest players in the game goes.

You reckon? Doing pretty well for an "ugly" lad.

![5b67835b-c8bf-469a-8e6e-00120046f4ab-image.png](/assets/uploads/files/1641453568530-5b67835b-c8bf-469a-8e6e-00120046f4ab-image.png)

Might have something to do with the elephant trunk he's packing too ??

As they say batting above is average.
should have her sitting behind the posts he might score a try one year. Average player in attack nil off load but modelled his game around D. Must have cuaght her attention with that elephant after the nudie run at end of season for tryless.

Probably get Musgrove across the line a few times too.
 
@gallagher said in [Alex Twal](/post/1520912) said:
@tigerbuck63 said in [Alex Twal](/post/1520908) said:
@pj said in [Alex Twal](/post/1520163) said:
@hammertime said in [Alex Twal](/post/1520114) said:
@gnr4life said in [Alex Twal](/post/1519920) said:
I’m no oil painting, but he’d be top 5 as far as ugliest players in the game goes.

You reckon? Doing pretty well for an "ugly" lad.

![5b67835b-c8bf-469a-8e6e-00120046f4ab-image.png](/assets/uploads/files/1641453568530-5b67835b-c8bf-469a-8e6e-00120046f4ab-image.png)

Might have something to do with the elephant trunk he's packing too ??

As they say batting above is average.
should have her sitting behind the posts he might score a try one year. Average player in attack nil off load but modelled his game around D. Must have cuaght her attention with that elephant after the nudie run at end of season for tryless.

Probably get Musgrove across the line a few times too.

Musgrove driving with a license with your lights off would not be able to see the line.... Just a dumb footballer.
 
@tiger-tragic said in [Alex Twal](/post/1520233) said:
@pj said in [Alex Twal](/post/1520163) said:
@hammertime said in [Alex Twal](/post/1520114) said:
@gnr4life said in [Alex Twal](/post/1519920) said:
I’m no oil painting, but he’d be top 5 as far as ugliest players in the game goes.

You reckon? Doing pretty well for an "ugly" lad.

![5b67835b-c8bf-469a-8e6e-00120046f4ab-image.png](/assets/uploads/files/1641453568530-5b67835b-c8bf-469a-8e6e-00120046f4ab-image.png)

Might have something to do with the elephant trunk he's packing too ??

Here's another test for the new mods. How long will this disgraceful comment survive? Totally disrespectful of Alex and his partner and their relationship, @PJ

Disgraceful? What on Earth are you talking about? Very well known it's massive, and that's not exactly an insult.

Not really my type but he's not an unattractive lad at all IMHO.
 
@Tiger-Tragic no conspiracy here. He's a tripod. Wonder if he'll sign my jersey when he comes looking for me 🙄
 
@tiger-tragic said in [Alex Twal](/post/1521147) said:
@pj said in [Alex Twal](/post/1521136) said:
@Tiger-Tragic no conspiracy here. He's a tripod. Wonder if he'll sign my jersey when he comes looking for me ?

It's heartening that, apart from the love-in between @PJ and @Pascoes_barber, other forum members have not seen the need to respond negatively to my comment that Alex and his partner deserve to have their relationship respected, and the innuendo about the basis of that relationship, as expressed by @PJ and @Pascoes_barber, is puerile, juvenile and distasteful.

What is, perhaps, more disturbing is that @Pascoes_barber would have us believe he has intel on the schlong size of WT NRL players.

Haha. Only the truly vaccinated can ascend to that level of consciousness. Stay mad brah
 
@tiger-tragic said in [Alex Twal](/post/1521147) said:
@pj said in [Alex Twal](/post/1521136) said:
@Tiger-Tragic no conspiracy here. He's a tripod. Wonder if he'll sign my jersey when he comes looking for me ?

It's heartening that, apart from the love-in between @PJ and @Pascoes_barber, other forum members have not seen the need to respond negatively to my comment that Alex and his partner deserve to have their relationship respected, and the innuendo about the basis of that relationship, as expressed by @PJ and @Pascoes_barber, is puerile, juvenile and distasteful.

What is, perhaps, more disturbing is that @Pascoes_barber would have us believe he has intel on the schlong size of WT NRL players.

???
 
@tiger-tragic said in [Alex Twal](/post/1521147) said:
What is, perhaps, more disturbing is that @Pascoes_barber would have us believe he has intel on the schlong size of WT NRL players.

I've never claimed anything of the sort.

Twal's reputation as carrying a, uh, 'substantial' piece has been discussed previously and is (IMHO) fairly widely known.

No need to get upset @tiger-tragic, not many are similarly blessed with Twal's physique.
 
Best bit about all of this?
@Pascoes_barber is the new man in town.
Need a new thread.
"Signing (suggestions) & Rumours." 🤣🤣
 
@pj said in [Alex Twal](/post/1521136) said:
@Tiger-Tragic no conspiracy here. He's a tripod. Wonder if he'll sign my jersey when he comes looking for me 🙄


Wouldn’t want him coming for me...
 
@pj said in [Alex Twal](/post/1520163) said:
@hammertime said in [Alex Twal](/post/1520114) said:
@gnr4life said in [Alex Twal](/post/1519920) said:
I’m no oil painting, but he’d be top 5 as far as ugliest players in the game goes.

You reckon? Doing pretty well for an "ugly" lad.

![5b67835b-c8bf-469a-8e6e-00120046f4ab-image.png](/assets/uploads/files/1641453568530-5b67835b-c8bf-469a-8e6e-00120046f4ab-image.png)

Might have something to do with the elephant trunk he's packing too ??

"Twal tops Tiger's tackle stats with one miss."
 
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