OFFICIAL Alex Twal #206

[crazycat]

I like Twal but he also has the worst strike rate for the opposition getting away offloads in our pack…Needs to improve stopping the opposition getting 2nd phase play…they all do…

His work rate is 2nd to none though…

I swear it's something we've struggled with for a decade now... teams that offload a lot routinely have success against us. Warriors and Eels always cause us issues with their offloads and it's like they're not even trained to try wrap up the ball sometimes.

The Eels I remember had good success against us with Hindmarsh and co.
The Eels could play Fast footy like us but contain us. Now the Eels just outmuscle us and I like the Rivalry (Papallii cant wait mate).


But too Offloads. We used to offload heaps. The joke was Tim Sheens was the best Centers coach in the comp. As he turned Chris Heighington and Gareth Ellis into Centers!

Anyone remember Robbie Roccow?
A storm player that came our way. Guy had good workrate and what he would do is intercept/interfere with the first reciever.
This lead to him having the worst missed tackle record in the NRL, but it disrupted opposition play.

I kind of wonder if this technique could work now? Game is so fast, yet it seems teams with one playmaker can get disrupted.

Clearly we need to up our defense, Twal does hit hard. Hope he has a big season in 2022

 

[tig_prmz]

I thought it was common knowledge Nathan Cleary was ugliest in the league.

Right up there.

I heard he had a chin implant.

Really? I heard he had a chin reduction surgery but this is the best they could do..

 

[Tigerbuck63]

I’m no oil painting, but he’d be top 5 as far as ugliest players in the game goes.

You reckon? Doing pretty well for an "ugly" lad.


Might have something to do with the elephant trunk he's packing too ??

As they say batting above is average.
should have her sitting behind the posts he might score a try one year. Average player in attack nil off load but modelled his game around D. Must have cuaght her attention with that elephant after the nudie run at end of season for tryless.

 

[gallagher]

I’m no oil painting, but he’d be top 5 as far as ugliest players in the game goes.

You reckon? Doing pretty well for an "ugly" lad.


Might have something to do with the elephant trunk he's packing too ??

As they say batting above is average.
should have her sitting behind the posts he might score a try one year. Average player in attack nil off load but modelled his game around D. Must have cuaght her attention with that elephant after the nudie run at end of season for tryless.

Probably get Musgrove across the line a few times too.

 

[Tigerbuck63]

I’m no oil painting, but he’d be top 5 as far as ugliest players in the game goes.

You reckon? Doing pretty well for an "ugly" lad.


Might have something to do with the elephant trunk he's packing too ??

As they say batting above is average.
should have her sitting behind the posts he might score a try one year. Average player in attack nil off load but modelled his game around D. Must have cuaght her attention with that elephant after the nudie run at end of season for tryless.

Probably get Musgrove across the line a few times too.

Musgrove driving with a license with your lights off would not be able to see the line.... Just a dumb footballer.

 

[Tim Sheens]

lights off

Deserves to get the boot for stupidity if that's correct.

 

[Pascoes_barber]

I’m no oil painting, but he’d be top 5 as far as ugliest players in the game goes.

You reckon? Doing pretty well for an "ugly" lad.


Might have something to do with the elephant trunk he's packing too ??

Here's another test for the new mods. How long will this disgraceful comment survive? Totally disrespectful of Alex and his partner and their relationship, @PJ

Disgraceful? What on Earth are you talking about? Very well known it's massive, and that's not exactly an insult.

Not really my type but he's not an unattractive lad at all IMHO.

 

[PJ_]

@Tiger-Tragic no conspiracy here. He's a tripod. Wonder if he'll sign my jersey when he comes looking for me 🙄

 

[PJ_]

@Tiger-Tragic no conspiracy here. He's a tripod. Wonder if he'll sign my jersey when he comes looking for me ?

It's heartening that, apart from the love-in between @PJ and @Pascoes_barber, other forum members have not seen the need to respond negatively to my comment that Alex and his partner deserve to have their relationship respected, and the innuendo about the basis of that relationship, as expressed by @PJ and @Pascoes_barber, is puerile, juvenile and distasteful.

What is, perhaps, more disturbing is that @Pascoes_barber would have us believe he has intel on the schlong size of WT NRL players.

Haha. Only the truly vaccinated can ascend to that level of consciousness. Stay mad brah

 

[PJ_]

@Pascoes_barber Pom level intel😉

 

[JC99]

@Tiger-Tragic no conspiracy here. He's a tripod. Wonder if he'll sign my jersey when he comes looking for me ?

It's heartening that, apart from the love-in between @PJ and @Pascoes_barber, other forum members have not seen the need to respond negatively to my comment that Alex and his partner deserve to have their relationship respected, and the innuendo about the basis of that relationship, as expressed by @PJ and @Pascoes_barber, is puerile, juvenile and distasteful.

What is, perhaps, more disturbing is that @Pascoes_barber would have us believe he has intel on the schlong size of WT NRL players.

???

 

[Pascoes_barber]

What is, perhaps, more disturbing is that @Pascoes_barber would have us believe he has intel on the schlong size of WT NRL players.

I've never claimed anything of the sort.

Twal's reputation as carrying a, uh, 'substantial' piece has been discussed previously and is (IMHO) fairly widely known.

No need to get upset @tiger-tragic, not many are similarly blessed with Twal's physique.

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

Jesus wept, imagine having an argument over a rugby league players hammer...

 

[PJ_]

Jesus wept, imagine having an argument over a rugby league players hammer...

Off Season. Got to love them

 

[PJ_]

Best bit about all of this?
@Pascoes_barber is the new man in town.
Need a new thread.
"Signing (suggestions) & Rumours." 🤣🤣

 

[Demps]

Jesus wept, imagine having an argument over a rugby league players hammer...

Tragic huh...

 

[TieDye]

@Tiger-Tragic no conspiracy here. He's a tripod. Wonder if he'll sign my jersey when he comes looking for me 🙄

Wouldn’t want him coming for me...

 

[stryker 69]

Is @tigertragic channeling Oprah Winfrey?

 

[AJ1]

Is @tigertragic channeling Oprah Winfrey?

You get a schlong, you get a schlong..... everyone get's a Schlong